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How many elephants fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

Two in the front and two in the Back.

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Originally posted by mochiron
How many elephants fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

Two in the front and two in the Back.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?

His footprints are in the butter..

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What's the height of impossibility?

Wiping an elephant's ass with a piece of confetti!

Height of cheek?

Weeing through a letterbox and knocking on the door to ask how far it went!

Did you hear about the gynaeocologist who decorated his hall-way through the letterbox?

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getting things done in my place is like mating elephants. it is done at a very hih level, takes two years to accomplish anything and needs a great deal of screaming and shouting