Elephant JOKES

mochiron

The Don

General

24 Jan 07

mochiron

The Don

Nihon

Joined: 23 May 05
Moves: 166171

24 Jan 07

How many elephants fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

Two in the front and two in the Back.

mochiron

The Don

Nihon

Joined: 23 May 05
Moves: 166171

24 Jan 07

Originally posted by mochiron
How many elephants fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

Two in the front and two in the Back.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?

His footprints are in the butter..

AThousandYoung

1st Dan TKD Kukkiwon

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Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 26757

24 Jan 07

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

Joined: 16 Aug 05
Moves: 76863

24 Jan 07

What's the height of impossibility?

Wiping an elephant's ass with a piece of confetti!

Height of cheek?

Weeing through a letterbox and knocking on the door to ask how far it went!

Did you hear about the gynaeocologist who decorated his hall-way through the letterbox?

scoop122

Southport

Joined: 26 Jan 06
Moves: 154506

24 Jan 07

getting things done in my place is like mating elephants. it is done at a very hih level, takes two years to accomplish anything and needs a great deal of screaming and shouting