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Croatia looking really strong, if they could sort their shooting out they could win the tournament.

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I have a fiver on them beating Spain.

Fighting for men’s

right to have babies

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Nice little winner there in the betting club I'm in...(not real money)

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There's something wrong with my TV picture, N. Ireland seem to be playing.

The only 'national anthem' that segregates half a population.

Come on Poland 😀

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Originally posted by Trev33
The only 'national anthem' that segregates half a population.
Why's that?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Why's that?
" God save the gracious queen "
One half wants to save the Queen and the other half wants her dead .

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Originally posted by phil3000
" God save the gracious queen "
One half wants to save the Queen and the other half wants her dead .
O.k., I get it now. Forgot for a sec that NI is part of Great Britain.

Also, isn't it funny that the anthem is "God Save the Queen" instead
of "Rule Britannia"?

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Well it wasn't quite the 4-0 I wanted but good enough.

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Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., I get it now. Forgot for a sec that NI is part of Great Britain.

Also, isn't it funny that the anthem is "God Save the Queen" instead
of "Rule Britannia"?
N. Ireland is not part of Great Britain, in the Olympics you will notice them saying GB&NI. They are part of the UK though.

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Joachim Löw must be on special diet conceived by famous Dr. Oz. He keeps his weight under required so as he could look youthful. He goes to the gym so as to preserve muscles and takes male hormones coz he is 56. American boy. Quite contrary, his captain Schweinsteiger, although 24 years younger, looks ad if he is 50 years old.

Nevertheless, Germans had luck to-night.
Croatia looks strong as they were 2008 when under Slaven Bilic's coaching they had been seen as Champions.

Roy Hodgson obviously has high blood pressure, and it's amazing how his socks are short. Didn't he watch Dave Allen's instructions on that subject. Citizen Kane, however, has typical Eastern European hair cut from 1950's. Retro communist hair style.

Roumanian looked like a bunch of convicts from Afghanistan war prison 1978.

Two important moments from yesterday's game England vs. Russland.
Citizen Kane played header with his forehead, whilst lying on grass, that is horisontaly, as he was trying to bite a dandelion. This is a revision of a theory that a football player can play with head only in the air.

The other important moment was after England had scored: happy players almost killed an innocent photo reporter by trudging on him. When they were finished, he vaguely smiled and waved with his last unbroken organ. that is with his tumb, and he fainted, only to wake up in the hospital.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Joachim Löw must be on special diet conceived by famous Dr. Oz. He keeps his weight under required so as he could look youthful. He goes to the gym so as to preserve muscles and takes male hormones coz he is 56. American boy. Quite contrary, his captain Schweinsteiger, although 24 years younger, looks ad if he is 50 years old.

Nevertheless, Germans h ...[text shortened]... his last unbroken organ. that is with his tumb, and he fainted, only to wake up in the hospital.
Interesting Analysis. And I have to admit that the German win was lucky.

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Till the rest of championship I will root against Italians. Bullies, as they were applying Krav Maga martial art of Israeli secret service forces, they deserved at least one red card.
On the other side, De Bruyne deserved to be replaced after I half, he sabotaged his own squad with silly passes.
Conte had hose bleeding after 1st goal, because his hair transplant was done on kyborg way, from the top pf the scull all the way throug nostrils til jaw-bone. He should have chosen Trump-like way that is overcombing.

Spaniels showed that they hadn't become any betters since last World Cup.

It was interesting how Serbian referee was dressed ' as a priest in "Exorcist" movie. It was an omen!

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Joachim Loew::::
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1277803608_joachim-low-eats-booger.gif

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Bravissimo Island!

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Hilarious!