1. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    21 Mar '20 10:40
    @ponderable said
    The bats in our barn have vanished last winter...😲

    No we did not make bat soup.
    What’s the best way to hold a bat?

    By the handle.

    😴
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    21 Mar '20 11:19
    @ponderable said
    The bats in our barn have vanished last winter...😲

    No we did not make bat soup.
    Good, hopefully they all disappear. Read an article about vampire bats giving each other blood when they hadn’t eaten for a while to keep them alive, they’re the one animal that I can’t be dealing with. Horrible little things. They think bats caused sars a few years back, we’ll, humans obviously caused it eating them and having their meat dead and alive around other creatures so who knows. Maybe after this virus people, namely the chinese will finally learn.
  3. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    21 Mar '20 13:20
    @ponderable said
    It has been proven time and again that some humans will have access to ethanol no matter what (has something to do with ethanol being a by-product of biological activity 😉 ).

    A thirteen year old who is hell bend on getting some ethanol will be able to get some regardless. In prisons people make their alcohol using fruit or vegetable. The net is stock full of recipies.
    But actually I doubt that 13 year olds on this site will try to look up recipes for beer 😲
    Which of course doesn't make you correct, as neither of us have any idea what today's 13 year old is capabable of.

    -VR
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    21 Mar '20 13:21
    @suzianne said
    Yes, Ms. Poppins.
    Miss your morning meds?

    -VR
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    21 Mar '20 13:31
    if yer perusing facebook
    no wait, make it perusing twitter -
    and you start watching a gif posted by anyone
    and it's a dumb ole meme/gif that you've seen before a bunch of times
    and you snickersnort and scroll on by

    does the video/gif keep playing to the empty auditorium?

    or say you click on the stop button and THEN scroll on by, but 14 other people are watching the same video/gif, some in yer country and some in that awful virus spewing country, does the video know which people want to keep watching and which do not?

    or say you click start on ten gif/videos and never click stop and keep scrolling and starting videos and keep scrolling and starting videos,

    does the internet care about all the unwatched videos/gifs that are playing to the empty auditorium?
    who gets charged the money for the power needed to play all the started and not stopped videos?



    they're watching me again
    thru the video screen they can see me in my sweatpants and slippers

    i haven't brushed my teeth yet and they're watching me
  6. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    21 Mar '20 13:38
    @rookie54 said
    if yer perusing facebook
    no wait, make it perusing twitter -
    and you start watching a gif posted by anyone
    and it's a dumb ole meme/gif that you've seen before a bunch of times
    and you snickersnort and scroll on by

    does the video/gif keep playing to the empty auditorium?

    or say you click on the stop button and THEN scroll on by, but 14 other people are watch ...[text shortened]... y can see me in my sweatpants and slippers

    i haven't brushed my teeth yet and they're watching me
    Where the hell did all that come from rookie?

    You just throwing out thoughts?

    -VR
  7. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    21 Mar '20 14:00
    @ponderable said
    The bats in our barn have vanished last winter...😲
    Do you live in Wu Han ?
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    21 Mar '20 14:04
    I just paid ten dollars for 12 rolls of the cheapest tiny rolls of toilet paper I've ever seen,and I was damn lucky to get that because it was the last one on the shelf at 6AM at Safeway..
    Let me know when it becomes OK.
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    21 Mar '20 14:191 edit
    @dood111 said
    I just paid ten dollars for 12 rolls of the cheapest tiny rolls of toilet paper I've ever seen,and I was damn lucky to get that because it was the last one on the shelf at 6AM at Safeway..
    Let me know when it becomes OK.
    Yes, it is becoming harder and harder to get everywhere. Lucky for me I had a stock before everything hit and got more before everyone went into a buying frenzy. The price of toilet tissue has at least doubled from what I can see, only been in a few places when not many were around and kept my distance from everyone.

    People are actually making money by selling some of the toilet paper they herded. I don't even know if that is legal!

    -VR
  10. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    21 Mar '20 14:19
    @dood111 said
    I just paid ten dollars for 12 rolls of the cheapest tiny rolls of toilet paper I've ever seen,and I was damn lucky to get that because it was the last one on the shelf at 6AM at Safeway..
    Let me know when it becomes OK.
    “Everything will be ok in the end; so if it’s not ok, it’s not the end.”

    Rookie
  11. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    21 Mar '20 14:211 edit
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    “Everything will be ok in the end; so if it’s not ok, it’s not the end.”

    Rookie
    Providing we don't run out of nurses and doctors. Already they are calling retired nurses to help out.

    I addition many places do not have the proper equiptment to look after this virus. Shortage of many things needed to battle this virus.

    -VR
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    21 Mar '20 14:21
    @very-rusty said

    People are actually making money by selling some of the toilet paper they herded. I don't even know if that is legal!

    -VR
    Can one herd toilet paper?

    Is that an actual job?
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    21 Mar '20 14:25
    @very-rusty said
    Providing we don't run out of nurses and doctors. Already they are calling retired nurses to help out.

    I addition many places do not have the proper equiptment to look after this virus. Shortage of many things needed to battle this virus.

    -VR
    Yep!
    Rusty made a solid.
  14. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    21 Mar '20 14:26
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Can one herd toilet paper?

    Is that an actual job?
    Make jokes after you run out goad!

    -VR
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    @wolfe63 said
    Yep!
    Rusty made a solid.
    Thank goodness he has toilet paper.

    😲
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