@rookie54 saidI might start collecting frogs and books.
@FMF
once upon a time there was a frog
the frog was happy as a frog, just sitting on the banks of the river
one day a scorpion approached, and asked the frog for a ride across the river
the frog demurred, saying "you, sir, are a scorpion and will sting me and i will die"
the scorpion disagreed, saying "i promise to not sting you as we cross, because then we both woul ...[text shortened]... ion's last words were, "foolish frog, you knew i was a scorpion, and that to sting you is my nature"
@ghost-of-a-duke saidSo long as you're still around by summer! 😉
Which, of course, is a lovely anagram of:
Being, live, Inspire.
-VR
@fmf saidI've genuinely collected frogs (not real ones) most of my life. It started with a frog in a rocking chair reading a newspaper that my mum put in my empty cereal bowl Christmas morning (one of those odd family traditions). It then became a family joke to buy me frogs every birthday and Christmas. I had frog toys, frog toothbrushes, frog erasers, frog moneyboxes, frog pajamas, frog paperweights, hanging frogs, frogs for the bath, frogs that scared the bejesus out of me. I amassed quite the collection. (A collection I have been mischievously sending back to them over recent years).
I might start collecting frogs and books.
(Incidentally, the above is precisely 100 words and qualifies as micro-fiction, despite being a true story).
@ghost-of-a-duke saidLOL....And interesting fact about yourself goad! 😉
I've genuinely collected frogs (not real ones) most of my life. It started with a frog in a rocking chair reading a newspaper that my mum put in my empty cereal bowl Christmas morning (one of those odd family traditions). It then became a family joke to buy me frogs every birthday and Christmas. I had frog toys, frog toothbrushes, frog erasers, frog moneyboxes, frog p ...[text shortened]... tally, the above is precisely 100 words and qualifies as micro-fiction, despite being a true story).
-VR
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@fmf saidOf course fmf the Covid-19 would all go away!
Why do you seemingly always try to bury everyone else's contributions in your own charmless quicklime? You do you realize, don't you, that if you chose not to keep posting your drab and dreary drivel post after post, thread after thread, week after week, everything would be okay?
Do you think you are such a nice charming fellow?...Perhaps give that a little more thought! 😛 😉 Do think everyone loves your drivel? Perhpas also give that some thought! 😉 You are not better or worse I must add then any other poster on here.
Keep in mind you also post on here week after week, month after month, year after year!!!
-VR
@very-rusty saidThank you very much. As for me, I think you are the worst poster here among the regulars. I think you are a kind of blight upon the General Forum. But thank you for your kind words, nevertheless.
You are not better or worse I must add then any other poster on here.
@fmf saidAs if I ever given a crap about what you say. You don't own the site or control the site, so why even bother trying to control me? Others have tried and failed and you have before and failed. You were smart enough to keep quiet, but if you want to start it all over again my all means be my guest. I am ready for you and as you well know can go on for ever.
Thank you very much. As for me, I think you are the worst poster here among the regulars. I think you are a kind of blight upon the General Forum. But thank you for your kind words, nevertheless.
You do have a probem how ever dectecting Sarcasm aimed at your head.
-VR
@very-rusty saidA 4-edit gem of manifest jealousy.
Of course fmf the Covid-19 would all go away!
Do you think you are such a nice charming fellow?...Perhaps give that a little more thought! 😛 😉 Do think everyone loves your drivel? Perhpas also give that some thought! 😉 You are not better or worse I must add then any other poster on here.
Keep in mind you also post on here week after week, month after month, year after year!!!
-VR
@very-rusty saidI love his drivel.
Do think everyone loves your drivel? Perhpas also give that some thought!
😆
@ghost-of-a-duke saidOf course you do 'Silly goad' he is one of your minions! 😛 😉
I love his drivel.
😆
-VR
@very-rusty saidSo your paying attention and still part of the little group. Nice to see now is a time to stick together!
So your paying attention and still part of the little group. Nice to see now is a time to stick together! 😛 😉
Just be 6 feet apart though...! 😉
-VR
- Extremely Rusty
Not at all.
Just calling them as I see them.
I'm sorry if that smarts a little.
When you post something amusing or deeply moving, I'll be more than glad to oblige you with sincere appreciation and maybe even...with accolades.
But I'm told that hell will never freeze over. 😛😉