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Originally posted by sonhouse
So if you manage to fart in a glass jar and close the lid tightly, how many years have to go by before you can open it and not smell fart smell? This is a daunting question well worth a scientific investigation.
Genius!

Let's ponder it.

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I haven't had the time to look over this thread, but I know the beauty of farts...

Ones that fall on deaf ears can be enjoyed as well, even concealing the guilty party..

"Whoever smelt, dealt."

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Originally posted by Seitse
Genius!

Let's ponder it.
In order for this to work, we need to first develop a reliable fartometer.
This instrument would be able to quantify the actual level of putridness per pound. It can also be used to anal eyes the emissions from other beasts like whales. I bet they can have a whale of a fart. Elephants. Which is worse? Whale fart or elephant fart?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
In order for this to work, we need to first develop a reliable fartometer.
This instrument would be able to quantify the actual level of putridness per pound. It can also be used to anal eyes the emissions from other beasts like whales. I bet they can have a whale of a fart. Elephants. Which is worse? Whale fart or elephant fart?
I find whales quite disgusting animals, and may haven bless the Japanese and the Norwegians for killing them.

However, as much as I love elephants, I think they win by far. Moreover, they can be trained to serve humans, hence they can become "more humans" than whales.... AND, for those who thought that the process of thinking is what distinguishes us from animals, they are wrong: It is the ability to enjoy a good fart that distinguishes us.

So the question would be: Do elephants enjoy farting?

Ha!

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Originally posted by yo its me
Not nice at all. I think I'd have faked a stomach bug or desprate headache to be alowed home. Can you laugh about it now or is it still a raw feeling?
i laugh every time

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Originally posted by sonhouse
In order for this to work, we need to first develop a reliable fartometer.
This instrument would be able to quantify the actual level of putridness per pound. It can also be used to anal eyes the emissions from other beasts like whales. I bet they can have a whale of a fart. Elephants. Which is worse? Whale fart or elephant fart?
There's a "Fart 0 Meter" on youtube.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
There's a "Fart 0 Meter" on youtube.

GRANNY.
Is it an analog fartometer, or digital? Maybe a quantum fartometer? Does it operate at room temperature? We should really probe the issue.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Is it an analog fartometer, or digital? Maybe a quantum fartometer? Does it operate at room temperature? We should really probe the issue.
I would not be that fond of a "digital" measure for farts.

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Analog would be fine then!

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Originally posted by Seitse
I would not be that fond of a "digital" measure for farts.

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Analog would be fine then!
Ana log is better?🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Ana log is better?🙂
Dang!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you: The RHP Pun of the Week award!

*fanfares*

🙂

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Bump!

Don't let this fall! It's the only thread I've written ever since I'm in RHP that is worth reading.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Bump!

Don't let this fall! It's the only thread I've written ever since I'm in RHP that is worth reading.

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I agree. Farting is as healthy as breathing. We have to do both to survive. Although farting is a lot funnier than breathing.

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
I agree. Farting is as healthy as breathing. We have to do both to survive. Although farting is a lot funnier than breathing.
Yeah, agreed, if a fart makes a noise it is funny, but if breathing makes funny noises, it's time to lose weight or stop smoking.

Long live farting!

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This post is only to inform you that I just farted.

It was strong in fragrance but silent. Deadly, I would say. At the begining I thought it came with a prize, and I even went to the bathroom to check out the aftermath. Nothing happened, though, but my colleagues, when I returned to the office, were whispering to each other while staring at me.

I am afraid they figured out who the author was.

Thanks for your attention.

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Another one, although not as poisonous as the previous one.