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Originally posted by Seitse
Another one, although not as poisonous as the previous one.
You can detox them by lighting them you know....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
You can detox them by lighting them you know....
Which one is worse for the environment?

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Farting never, I repeat never could be called hazardous in any way.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Farting never, I repeat [b]never could be called hazardous in any way.[/b]
What if everyone on earth lined up in one direction, say east against the turning of the earth, and bare butt farted, would the resultant wind slow down the earth? Maybe cause an earthquake?

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... and what if all that CH4 were ignited ???

😳

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Originally posted by Mathurine
... and what if all that CH4 were ignited ???

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Lends new meaning to 'Fire in the Hole'πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Lends new meaning to 'Fire in the Hole'πŸ™‚
LMAO!

Priceless!

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Originally posted by Seitse
This post is only to inform you that I just farted.

It was strong in fragrance but silent. Deadly, I would say. At the begining I thought it came with a prize, and I even went to the bathroom to check out the aftermath. Nothing happened, though, but my colleagues, when I returned to the office, were whispering to each other while staring at me.

I am afraid they figured out who the author was.

Thanks for your attention.
We should have a port to retain the the powerful gas. Cars ,trucks and maybe airplanes willl run on this potenial mighty fuel source some day. This is my platform. I am announceing my candicy for President. My slogan is no fart is too small!

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Light a match will ya. 😠

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Light a match will ya. 😠
Can't, you're Ice Cold....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
What if everyone on earth lined up in one direction, say east against the turning of the earth, and bare butt farted, would the resultant wind slow down the earth? Maybe cause an earthquake?
No. Just as a rifle bullet cannot knock a braced man down without also knocking down the shooter, the rocket action of the farts on the farters would counter the momentum of the fart itself.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
No. Just as a rifle bullet cannot knock a braced man down without also knocking down the shooter, the rocket action of the farts on the farters would counter the momentum of the fart itself.
That's not true, the first steam engine proved that, the spherical vessel with little jets sticking out from ancient Greece, remember that machine? When suspended by a thread and heated up to produce steam, it generated side thrust which spun up the sphere. So you are wrong. It's just converting chemical energy into thrust in the flatulance universe.