Originally posted by uzlessffs...i diff to begger with you. Anyone with half a brain can understand what i'm saying.....I understand it!
It doesn't mean that at all. It just means you COULD care less. There is no percentage of not caring attached to the sentence.
Just say you COULDN'T care less. After all, it's what you mean to say anyway so just say it correctly.
GRANNY.
Originally posted by ROGER THE DODGERMake sure it is marked flammable!!
Hmm, what better way than to let off a bit of gas, by catching it in a jam jar ! Seal it tightly whilst upside down.... do not lift it upright !!! Then make a label, and note the gas contents, for instance it might be Pickled Egg and Bombay Duck the previous night 😀 so then after sealing and labelling it can be neatly and conveniently stored in a c ...[text shortened]... g, about 6 months old, Oh well here we go ' 🙂
Just think of the aromas you could offer 😉
The post that was quoted here has been removedThat gives me an idea: The nationalization of masturbation and farting all in one: The government decided they are both energy sources and require everyone to wear butt plugs to capture the loose methane going to a common collection point and burned to get a significant percentage of your workplaces energy requirement and the same with masturbation, special gloves that convert some of the energy used to generate electricity and then encouraging masturbation as a form of birth control with special rooms set aside at the workplace for such activities. You could really generate a lot of energy this way!