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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
I didn't even know that you were supposed to taste them! Isn't smelling them enough?
He was talking about farting tastes, not tasting farts. I have no idea how to fart a taste, though.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He was talking about farting tastes, not tasting farts. I have no idea how to fart a taste, though.
What?!?! You don't?!?!?

That's it, I'll put you in my ignore list.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Focus, people focus!

😠

F - A - R - T - S
Do you know the correct spelling for relief?


P - H - A - R - T

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Wow, everyday I learn some new way to explain a common act in a complicated way...

Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract of mammals that are byproducts of the digestion process. Such a mixture of gases is known as flatus, and is expelled from the rectum in a process colloquially referred to as "farting". Flatus is brought to the rectum by the same process which causes feces to descend from the large intestine. The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence

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Bump!

This thread deserves to be on top. It is the only thread posted during the last 180 days which is worth reading.

Fact!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Bump!

This thread deserves to be on top. It is the only thread posted during the last 180 days which is worth reading.

Fact!
amen!

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i got a question. has anyone ever farted and sh--t themself? i have.

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Originally posted by bot 6
i got a question. has anyone ever farted and sh--t themself? i have.
Just had an imiage of spud from trainspotting in his girlfriends bed. 😳
Where you really, really ill?

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Originally posted by yo its me
Just had an imiage of spud from trainspotting in his girlfriends bed. 😳
Where you really, really ill?
i remember that scene. gross.
ya it was one day when the constuction class was building a structure on site. no one was home so i couldent use the toilet. so i decided to take a piss in the bush. as i was going i pushed out a fart and kazam! i was working in a puddle in my pants until lunch, which was 2 1/2 hours away. there was nothing i could do, no where to go, no change of pants. nothing. not fun.

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Originally posted by bot 6
i remember that scene. gross.
ya it was one day when the constuction class was building a structure on site. no one was home so i couldent use the toilet. so i decided to take a piss in the bush. as i was going i pushed out a fart and kazam! i was working in a puddle in my pants until lunch, which was 2 1/2 hours away. there was nothing i could do, no where to go, no change of pants. nothing. not fun.
Not nice at all. I think I'd have faked a stomach bug or desprate headache to be alowed home. Can you laugh about it now or is it still a raw feeling?

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plenty to laugh about when referring to past shartings.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
plenty to laugh about when referring to past shartings.
Well, some model named Maggie Loo just did it recently in her bed room and all over the restaurants in town all over Malaysia back in 1970 just to get into the beauty pageant. How sad for her!!!😀

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Originally posted by bot 6
i got a question. has anyone ever farted and sh--t themself? i have.
It's called a shart.

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Oh dude, I have some nasty memories involving sharts.

I've never ever done the whole deed, all the way until the intestine is empty, but certainly the gravy has shown its face couple times, one of them terribly embarrassing because I was wearing a white swimsuit, lol

My advise to you: Never, ever fart while in a swimming pool or near it !

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Originally posted by Seitse
Oh dude, I have some nasty memories involving sharts.

I've never ever done the whole deed, all the way until the intestine is empty, but certainly the gravy has shown its face couple times, one of them terribly embarrassing because I was wearing a white swimsuit, lol

My advise to you: Never, ever fart while in a swimming pool or near it !
So if you manage to fart in a glass jar and close the lid tightly, how many years have to go by before you can open it and not smell fart smell? This is a daunting question well worth a scientific investigation.