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What is the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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Originally posted by shortcircuit What is the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Originally posted by EcstremeVenom thats not showing off thats just disgusting
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
What's the difference between a working girl, a lover, and a wife? Working girl says, "Honey, you aren't through yet?" Lover says, "Honey! You AREN'T through YET!!!" Wife says, "hmmm, I think we should paint the ceiling peach."
Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always ½ off.
Men are like ........ Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. 🙄🙄🙄 😴😴😴 Goodnight all!
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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat that last doughnut.
What's the differnce between a fairy tale and a macho-man story? A fairy tale starts out 'Once upon a time'. A macho-man story starts out 'Now this is no sh**'
How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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What is the difference between a nymphmaniac and a slut ?? A Nymphomaniac will shag anybody, a Slut will shag anybody except me....😛
What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
Do you know how to keep a moron in suspense?
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