THREE MICE IN A BAR TALKING ABOUT WHO IS THE HARDEST. FIRST MOUSE SAYS
I WALK UP TO A TRAP RIP OUT THE CHEESE THEN WHEN THE BAR COMES DOWN
I BENCH PRESS IT 30 TIMES BEFORE THROWING THE TRAP OUT OF THE ROOM.'
'POOF' SHOUTED THE SECOND MOUSE, 'I CRUSH UP RAT POISON AND SNORT IT'.
THE THIRD MOUSE FINISHED HIS DRINK AND WALKED TOWARDS THE DOOR 'WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?' , THEY ASKED ' HOME TO SH*G THE CAT '
Originally posted by fiestawere they shouting too?
THREE MICE IN A BAR TALKING ABOUT WHO IS THE HARDEST. FIRST MOUSE SAYS
I WALK UP TO A TRAP RIP OUT THE CHEESE THEN WHEN THE BAR COMES DOWN
I BENCH PRESS IT 30 TIMES BEFORE THROWING THE TRAP OUT OF THE ROOM.'
'POOF' SHOUTED THE SECOND MOUSE, 'I CRUSH UP RAT POISON AND SNORT IT'.
THE THIRD MOUSE FINISHED HIS DRINK AND WALKED TOWARDS THE DOOR 'WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?' , THEY ASKED ' HOME TO SH*G THE CAT '
Originally posted by fiestaJust yanking your chain Diane, I thought it was quite funny, but in the words of Paul Daniels...... "Not a lot!"
Yes absolutely.... they were hard mice remember ! soz rmacken just copied and pasted from my emither, couldnt be bothered changing it all to lower case ! doh! some people are so pernickity.. 😛
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