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you will be able to buy, from me,
exclusively
the guaranteed ELIXIR OF LIFE
that's right folks,
one single jar of my bath water
will forever stop the ageing process
BUTT WAIT!!!
did i say it would stop the ageing process?
that's true,
AND
it will also
REVERSE
the damaging effects of time upon yer stinkiewrinklies
one jar
that's all it takes
my purified, filtered,
untarnished and unvarnished,
bath water
simply heat it up in the microwave for thirty seconds
and take YEARS OF AGEING
off of yer face and waist
my personal warranties apply
please feel free to email me here at the pawn
and we can discuss the terms
yer friend, confidant, bestie for life
snake oil boi
@rookie54 saidAnd they say I am long winded! 😉 😛
for the next 24 hours only
you will be able to buy, from me,
exclusively
the guaranteed ELIXIR OF LIFE
that's right folks,
one single jar of my bath water
will forever stop the ageing process
BUTT WAIT!!!
did i say it would stop the ageing process?
that's true,
AND
it will also
REVERSE
the damaging effects of time upon yer stinkiewrinklies
one jar
th ...[text shortened]... at the pawn
and we can discuss the terms
yer friend, confidant, bestie for life
snake oil boi
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Every one of us, who travels on life's highway, has and will make mistakes and hopefully we learn from those mistakes. That's how one manages to age. Aging is no more than a collection of past doings and some of those doings age us more quickly that others. Life is a crap shoot. Ya plays the game, ya takes your chance. 🙂
@ponderable saidAlso 'become'!!! 😉
A friend of mine, now 94 Always says: Being old is not simple.
He laso says: I expected to besome wise with age, but am not so sure now.
-VR
@lemondrop saidI am considered a senior myself, and I treat those seniors older than me the way they treat me, if they want to be rude I can be rude. IF they want to be nice, I can do the same. No special treatment because they are older!!
losing independence is the worst part of aging
your world shrinks and sometimes your mind as well
I have a lot of respect for the elderly
-VR
@very-rusty saidlife doesn't treat everyone the same
I am considered a senior myself, and I treat those seniors older than me the way they treat me, if they want to be rude I can be rude. IF they want to be nice, I can do the same. No special treatment because they are older!!
-VR
I will cut the elderly a lot of slack
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@lemondrop saidDon't, they will take advantage of it. You will be sorry eventually!!!
life doesn't treat everyone the same
I will cut the elderly a lot of slack
Give 'em an inch and they'll take a mile every time. You will live and learn!
Someday you will say that old Very Rusty was correct! 😉
-VR
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@very-rusty saidI laugh every time I read your little slogan, 'treat everyone equal'
Don't, they will take advantage of it. You will be sorry eventually!!!
Give 'em an inch and they'll take a mile every time. You will live and learn!
Someday you will say that old Very Rusty was correct! 😉
-VR
it's a joke, isn't it?
I guess I am getting old in having to ask
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@lemondrop saidAre you saying I don't treat everyone equal?
I laugh every time I read your little slogan, 'treat everyone equal'
it's a joke, isn't it?
I guess I am getting old in having to ask
I certainly treat them as they treat me!!! 😉 😛
That includes yourself Gerty! 😉
-VR
@ogb saidThen you have the Great Grand kids!!! 😉
@divegeester
best thing about aging is the grand-kids..
-VR
@great-big-stees saidWhat am I doing in this handbasket ?
I know it's cliché but age is a state of mind.
And WHERE did you say we were going ?