Getting older

@divegeester said
we are all ageing

for the next 24 hours only
you will be able to buy, from me,
exclusively
the guaranteed ELIXIR OF LIFE

that's right folks,
one single jar of my bath water
will forever stop the ageing process

BUTT WAIT!!!

did i say it would stop the ageing process?
that's true,
AND
it will also
REVERSE
the damaging effects of time upon yer stinkiewrinklies

one jar
that's all it takes
my purified, filtered,
untarnished and unvarnished,
bath water

simply heat it up in the microwave for thirty seconds
and take YEARS OF AGEING
off of yer face and waist

my personal warranties apply
please feel free to email me here at the pawn
and we can discuss the terms

yer friend, confidant, bestie for life

snake oil boi

@rookie54 said
for the next 24 hours only
you will be able to buy, from me,
exclusively
the guaranteed ELIXIR OF LIFE

that's right folks,
one single jar of my bath water
will forever stop the ageing process

BUTT WAIT!!!

did i say it would stop the ageing process?
that's true,
AND
it will also
REVERSE
the damaging effects of time upon yer stinkiewrinklies

one jar
th ...[text shortened]... at the pawn
and we can discuss the terms

yer friend, confidant, bestie for life

snake oil boi

And they say I am long winded! 😉 😛

-VR

Every one of us, who travels on life's highway, has and will make mistakes and hopefully we learn from those mistakes. That's how one manages to age. Aging is no more than a collection of past doings and some of those doings age us more quickly that others. Life is a crap shoot. Ya plays the game, ya takes your chance. 🙂

A friend of mine, now 94 Always says: Being old is not simple.

He laso says: I expected to besome wise with age, but am not so sure now.

I know it's cliché but age is a state of mind.

@ponderable said
A friend of mine, now 94 Always says: Being old is not simple.

He laso says: I expected to besome wise with age, but am not so sure now.

Also 'become'!!! 😉

-VR

losing independence is the worst part of aging
your world shrinks and sometimes your mind as well
I have a lot of respect for the elderly

@lemondrop said
losing independence is the worst part of aging
your world shrinks and sometimes your mind as well
I have a lot of respect for the elderly

I am considered a senior myself, and I treat those seniors older than me the way they treat me, if they want to be rude I can be rude. IF they want to be nice, I can do the same. No special treatment because they are older!!

-VR

@very-rusty said
I am considered a senior myself, and I treat those seniors older than me the way they treat me, if they want to be rude I can be rude. IF they want to be nice, I can do the same. No special treatment because they are older!!

-VR

life doesn't treat everyone the same
I will cut the elderly a lot of slack

@lemondrop said
life doesn't treat everyone the same
I will cut the elderly a lot of slack

Don't, they will take advantage of it. You will be sorry eventually!!!

Give 'em an inch and they'll take a mile every time. You will live and learn!

Someday you will say that old Very Rusty was correct! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Don't, they will take advantage of it. You will be sorry eventually!!!

Give 'em an inch and they'll take a mile every time. You will live and learn!

Someday you will say that old Very Rusty was correct! 😉

-VR

I laugh every time I read your little slogan, 'treat everyone equal'
it's a joke, isn't it?
I guess I am getting old in having to ask

@lemondrop said
I laugh every time I read your little slogan, 'treat everyone equal'
it's a joke, isn't it?
I guess I am getting old in having to ask

Are you saying I don't treat everyone equal?

I certainly treat them as they treat me!!! 😉 😛

That includes yourself Gerty! 😉

-VR

@divegeester
best thing about aging is the grand-kids..

@ogb said
@divegeester
best thing about aging is the grand-kids..

Then you have the Great Grand kids!!! 😉

-VR

@great-big-stees said
I know it's cliché but age is a state of mind.

What am I doing in this handbasket ?
And WHERE did you say we were going ?