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I couldnt find the jokes topic, maybe it has been deleted, so I decided to resurrect it myself. I have a joke that should be pretty suitable for the whole family to set a new tone for the jokes topics.


A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World
War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! You have no need to confess it."
"It's worse than that, Father," he continued. "She quickly started to repay me with sexual favors."
"People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldn't under normal conditions. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. May I ask a question?"
"What, my son?"
"She is pretty old now, should I tell her the war is over?"

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I couldnt find the jokes topic, maybe it has been deleted, so I decided to resurrect it myself. I have a joke that should be pretty suitable for the whole family to set a new tone for the jokes topics.


A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open t ...[text shortened]... "What, my son?"
"She is pretty old now, should I tell her the war is over?"
😴

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I couldnt find the jokes topic, maybe it has been deleted, so I decided to resurrect it myself. I have a joke that should be pretty suitable for the whole family to set a new tone for the jokes topics.


A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open t ...[text shortened]... "What, my son?"
"She is pretty old now, should I tell her the war is over?"
Look for some great jokes by LittleBear!
He had a lot of good ones!

Harri / Luck

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I couldnt find the jokes topic, maybe it has been deleted, so I decided to resurrect it myself. I have a joke that should be pretty suitable for the whole family to set a new tone for the jokes topics.


A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open t ...[text shortened]... "What, my son?"
"She is pretty old now, should I tell her the war is over?"
😡😡😡😡😡😡

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My wife arrives tomorrow. How do I get rid of all the 3' long shiny black hairs that are all over my apartment? 😏

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
[b]I couldnt find the jokes topic, maybe it has been deleted, so I decided to resurrect it myself. I have a joke that should be pretty suitable for the whole family to set a new tone for the jokes topics.
Thread 80645

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Originally posted by mikelom
My wife arrives tomorrow. How do I get rid of all the 3' long shiny black hairs that are all over my apartment? 😏
Hopefully, this should teach you to only trim your pubes in the bathroom from now on.

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Originally posted by mikelom
My wife arrives tomorrow. How do I get rid of all the 3' long shiny black hairs that are all over my apartment? 😏
You have to get the gorilla out of the bathroom first.

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Originally posted by boarman
You have to get the gorilla out of the bathroom first.
Or he could buy a gorilla and blame the hairs on it...

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Thread 80645
Thread 8622

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Thread 8622
got me (again)