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Originally posted by coquette
BIMPY . .oh . . .(catches herself .. .. keeping in control . . one must, always, to be sure) oh um dear me (slight royal giggle of self-efacement . . . .the grace of nobility, you see) oh Bimpy, excuse my silly schoolgirl awkwardness, wont you, dear? you know you always did have that effect on me . . .now, do tell . . .what IS this about? a call like this o been readily apparent to ANYONE else just a bit more savvy . . ."come dear, let's shall we"
145. "Well" she said " I'd love to Bimpy (it had been so long since that name had passed her lips) but unfortunately I have this......boil on my posterior and as you can imagine riding is out of the question till I have it lanced. Do ring me though, in a fortnight, as I'm having the deed done tomorrow, and my doctor assures me that I'll be fit as a fiddle by then". Doyle's heart raced as he thought about once again riding with Anne the only woman he'd ever truly loved.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
145. "Well" she said " I'd love to Bimpy (it had been so long since that name had passed her lips) but unfortunately I have this......boil on my posterior and as you can imagine riding is out of the question till I have it lanced. Do ring me though, in a fortnight, as I'm having the deed done tomorrow, and my doctor assures me that I'll be fit as a f ...[text shortened]... d as he thought about once again riding with Anne the only woman he'd ever truly loved.
A silent knock on her door disturbed her peace of mind.
"Your highness"
She blushed as she realised that her conversation had been overheard. It was her Equerry
"It's time for your tablets, Maaam"
Phew

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Originally posted by Rene Pogel
A silent knock on her door disturbed her peace of mind.
"Your highness"
She blushed as she realised that her conversation had been overheard. It was her Equerry
"It's time for your tablets, Maaam"
Phew
147. "I sensed you were at the door Lafonda, why didn't you knock? I am sick and tired of having to take those horrid tablets they are not getting rid of the infection" Lafonda gave her that, you are soooo snooty look and said " Fine do what you want but I'm going to tell Whathisname about what I just overheard you saying and he won't be pleased". Anne slipped the dagger from it's sheath attached to her garter belt and stealthfully slit Lafonda's throat. She was dispatched in the blink of an eye training she'd learned from Bimpy. Now what to do with the body? Her hope chest she thought noone ever looks in there and when it gets dark I'll throw it into the moat (which had been added to Buckingham Palace last year) and the Crocs will take care of it.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
147. "I sensed you were at the door Lafonda, why didn't you knock? I am sick and tired of having to take those horrid tablets they are not getting rid of the infection" Lafonda gave her that, you are soooo snooty look and said " Fine do what you want but I'm going to tell Whathisname about what I just overheard you saying and he won't be pleased". An ...[text shortened]... ch had been added to Buckingham Palace last year) and the Crocs will take care of it.
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Whadya know....Grampy bobby bumps a grampy bobby thread.


Are you actually trying for the record ?

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Did anyone ask you huck?

Stay out of the novel!

Dave

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Originally posted by nmdavidb
Did anyone ask you huck?

Stay out of the novel!

Dave
Kiss my ring, you numpty.

I'll post in any thread i want 😀

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Kiss my ring, you numpty
Godfather? 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Godfather? 😕
Why, because i banged your mother ?


Oh no he di-n't 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Why, because i banged your mother ?


Oh no he di-n't 😛
So you're the one she calls "Tiny." 😛

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148. Anne started shaking her head, trying to rid herself of the arguing voices. They really were starting to become more pronounced, these days.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
148. Anne started shaking her head, trying to rid herself of the arguing voices. They really were starting to become more pronounced, these days.
!49. And then she relaxed... realizing that routine childish displays of addiction to conflict, cowardly self satisfaction from

intrusive behavior, lack of respect and poor manners were simply the familiar and usual marks of an unstable time.




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150. at which point Kervey finally got his cell charged and was able to connect with Sheila who no longer had an interest in submitting to blackmail as she had taken off with Doyle to limpopo with the bearer bonds to bear her soul to him and bear his children. little did she know, of course, that Fritz had other plans.

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Originally posted by coquette
150. at which point Kervey finally got his cell charged and was able to connect with Sheila who no longer had an interest in submitting to blackmail as she had taken off with Doyle to limpopo with the bearer bonds to bear her soul to him and bear his children. little did she know, of course, that Fritz had other plans.
However Fritz was becoming more and more irrelevent at this stage as Sheila suddenly realised that Doyle was a symptom of her imaginary causes, her interiorities and her self-projected attitudes of untruth; rather than a cognitive choice with whom her running with was intended to last.

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