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Originally posted by uzless179. She replied " My name is Gidget not Heyyyy....oh wait that's my middle name, how'd you know that? And why are you not wearing a coat, afterall it is -10C". Fonz shook his head, to clear the cobwebs then said " Uh I think someone attacked me and stole my calfskin jacket....oh man they took my wallet too. Do you have any spare change so I can make a call to Whatshisname?"
178. Meanwhile, the Fonz finally woke up after getting knocked out by Kervey. He promptly grabbed the closest blonde and said, "Heyyyy"
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Originally posted by coquette181. Fonz thanked Gidget for her generousity adding" Oh and you do know Whatshisname. The guy at your side there on the cover of Elle is Whatshisname". She looked at the cover and replied, " Whatshisname?...he told me his name was Rex and that he was an agent and I of course assumed that he meant a modelling agent....I even let him....well nevermind"
180. and Gidget, the drop-dead gorgeous blonde asked the Fonz, what makes you think that I know whatshisname? anyway, here's 15 cents that i just got from the news vendor where i picked up the latest edition of Elle
182. and that is the exact moment when elizabeth, under orders from Fritz, flew to bali to meet with the brahmin to discuss the oil futures certificates that had been tendered in exhange for the fertile properties in limpopo. little did lizzy know that the brahmin eunuch that had been sent there to meet with her as a diversion to remove her from the center of the action. kervey tried to contact the world herald to see if they would pay for the photos he had of Sheila and Ken and Doyle.
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyTeacher has a favourite.😏🙄
"Great 21st Century Novel"
Chapter One... Major Outage
Lines 1-30
Chapter Two... Sudden Triangle
Lines 31-67
Chapter Three... Double Agent
Lines 68-82
Chapter Four... Purloined Letters
Lines 83-99
Chapter Five... Fast Forward Segue
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Chapter Six... Indicative Parenthesis
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in the first place and for weaving chess lore and romance into it. 🙂
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyawwwww HOW SWEET!!!!! wheee!!
"Great 21st Century Novel"
Chapter One... Major Outage
Lines 1-30
Chapter Two... Sudden Triangle
Lines 31-67
Chapter Three... Double Agent
Lines 68-82
Chapter Four... Purloined Letters
Lines 83-99
Chapter Five... Fast Forward Segue
Lines 100-132
Chapter Six... Indicative Parenthesis
Lines 133-183
Chapter Seven...
Lines ...[text shortened]... king the story possible
in the first place and for weaving chess lore and romance into it. 🙂
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Originally posted by coquetteBut three days after this epic came to its close, the elephant died.
183. thus it came to pass that RHP was back online and everyone was back to making moves in the real world. no more silly dream fantasies of royal intrigues, power struggles, materialism and petty bickering.
He drowned in the same murky waters which had poisoned the mosquito.... just as predicted by Ken
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Originally posted by Rene Pogel185. Ken got hold of Dr. Doctor, the entomologist, and asked if he could be on a plane that day and meet him on the banks of the Limpopo. Ken thought if Dr. Doctor can come up with the reason for the deaths of both the mosquito and the elephant that there might be some "serious" money to be had in finding a cure. Dr. Doctor decided that that was a good idea and he'd charter a plane straight away. Unfortunately he chose to use the services of that "fly-by-night" airline...We'lldoourbestbutdon'tholdyourbreath Air.
But three days after this epic came to its close, the elephant died.
He drowned in the same murky waters which had poisoned the mosquito.... just as predicted by Ken
Originally posted by Great Big Stees186. It took three days to reach the watering hole. By this time the elephant was submerged in a lake of jelly. Only a single tusk, glimmering in the sun, like the sword, Escalibur, could be seen peering from the unmoving waters. There was an eery silence folded over its surface.
185. Ken got hold of Dr. Doctor, the entomologist, and asked if he could be on a plane that day and meet him on the banks of the Limpopo. Ken thought if Dr. Doctor can come up with the reason for the deaths of both the mosquito and the elephant that there might be some "serious" money to be had in finding a cure. Dr. Doctor decided that that was a go e the services of that "fly-by-night" airline...We'lldoourbestbutdon'tholdyourbreath Air.
A jelly of mosquito bodies.
"There's something not quite right, here" squirmed Dr. Doctor.
"What do you mean ?" asked Ken as the doctor frantically engrossed himself in his tests.
"Do you mean the silence ?"
"No, not just that" now whispering, the distraught doctor sat down, holding his head on the banks of what was visibly turning into a swamp before their eyes.,
"My wife is on vacation in the Canadian lakes".
"What - I dont understand you - is the sun getting to you ?" asked Ken anxiously.
"No, It's far worse than I thought ...... ..
........ this is polonium 125."
"You mean, this lake is just a test-bed, a trial, for some terrorist group ?"
"Yes" nodded Dr Doctor. He continued,
"And Canada or Finland is their next target"
"Then, we are not going to make any money out of this trip" cried Ken.
"F*** the money" shouted Dr. Doctor, uncharacteristically,
"It's my wife and children that I'm more worried about" biting the snow-white granite of his knuckles
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Originally posted by Rene Pogel187. Ken said, "Come on Phil, if I may call you Phil, let's get to the top of that rise over there and see if my cell phone works and we can call your wife to check that they're OK" Dr. Doctor replied, " Of course you can call me Phil Ken and thanks for the offer". It was then that he noticed that his knuckles were bleeding and he was getting drousy. They scrambled to the top of the rise and just as they reached the crest Phil passed out. Ken soon realized that the reason Phil had fainted was from the loss of blood and the polonium 125 that had worked it's way into his blodstream through the open cuts. Abandoning all thought of his getting infected he sucked Phils knuckles to get the polnium 125 out of the abrasions. But it was too little too late Phil expired. Ken looked up into the sky and yelled "Why Zlot...Why?. He had so much to live for and to end in this way seems so unfair." Ken dug a grave with his cellphone and marked the spot with a cross made from the elephant tusk and swore on his mother's grave, even though she was quite alive and healthy and living in Palo Alto California with her sixth husband, That he would find those responsible for for the polluting of the Limpopo and see to it that they paid for their treachery.
186. It took three days to reach the watering hole. By this time the elephant was submerged in a lake of jelly. Only a single tusk, glimmering in the sun, like the sword, Escalibur, could be seen peering from the unmoving waters. There was an eery silence folded over its surface.
A jelly of mosquito bodies.
"There's something not quite right, h more worried about" biting the snow-white granite of his knuckles
188. and Doyle sat straight up in bed in a cold sweat and shuddering from his nightmare. As he slowly realized that there was no dead Dr. Doctor and, unfortunately, Ken was probably not dying, and no dead elephant or mosquito in a pool of Polonium 125, there also was no warm comforting presence lying next to him. He cursed Ben Rawlings under his breath.
in a different hotel room, three doors down, Ben heard the soft sweet comfort again and again, "yes. yes. oh yes. oh. yes."
189. and across the water, in a small french cafe, elizabeth sat with Fritz working out the possibilities. What if we send kervey back into the mix, this time with more than just an idle threat, suggested Fritz.
Elizabeth sipped her Free Trade Latte with a sprinkle of cinnamon and nodded . .. . "i like it." a sinister smile crept over her face. what to use? what to use?