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Originally posted by Great Big SteesRHP General Forum Literary Notice (June 26, 2008):
Mommy it's over?😳
"Great 21st Century Novel" (The Omega Millennium) and Short Story
(Gone Were the Flowers) have been completed and are still enjoying
popularity on The New York Times Best Seller List. We now begin...
"Great 21st Century Children's Storybook" (for children of all ages).
Title: "MOMMY, IT"S OVER"
Chapter One... Please Tell Me That Story Again
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby1. Once upon a time.....No wait that's been done let's start again.
RHP General Forum Literary Notice (June 26, 2008):
"Great 21st Century Novel" (The Omega Millennium) and Short Story
(Gone Were the Flowers) have been completed and are still enjoying
popularity on The New York Times Best Seller List. We now begin...
"The Great 21st Century Children's Storybook" (for children of all ages).
...[text shortened]... IT"S OVER"
Chapter One... Please Tell Me That Story Again
(Lines 1-
😉
1. The sun was shining brightly when Henry (you can call me Hank) left with his mommy and little brother Charles (you guessed it...you can call me Chuck) to go out for a picnic in the forest behind their house in Baymerry, Louisiana. When they reached the clearing Clarissa (the mommy) said "Alright boys this is where we're going to have our picnic". Hank and Chuck jumped up and down and shouted " Mommy, mommy can we go into the pond while you spread out the blanket and get the food ready?". Clarissa said, "OK boys but be careful the waters deep so put on your lifejackets and stay close to the shoreline".
2. Of course, everyone knows that the swamps of Louisiana have alligators. Big old sleepy alligators that just lay about doing nothing except waiting for unsuspecting bird and small animals to come wandering along, not really paying attention. Alley Gator, 12 feet long and 400 pounds opened his eyes wondering what was making the splashing sound.
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Originally posted by coquette3. Then Momma Gator Bertha woke up too. Alley Gator and Gator Bertha (only 301 pounds and 10 1/2 feet long)...
2. Of course, everyone knows that the swamps of Louisiana have alligators. Big old sleepy alligators that just lay about doing nothing except waiting for unsuspecting bird and small animals to come wandering along, not really paying attention. Alley Gator, 12 feet long and 400 pounds opened his eyes wondering what was making the splashing sound.
just AG & GB looking at each other with love in all four of their eyes and wondering who came to visit them today.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby4. Alley turned to Bertha and said,"You hungry snukems?" to which she responded, " Is the Pope Catholic?" With that they dropped below the waterline and edged towards the unsuspecting meals. Just as they were about to "make their moves" Clariisa yelled, "Come on boys out you get, lunch is ready". Hank and Chuck clambered out of the pond and ran to the blanket wanting to wolf down their meal so as to be able to get right back in the pond....they loved to swim.
3. Then Momma Gator Bertha woke up too. Alley Gator and Gator Bertha (only 301 pounds and 10 1/2 feet long)...
just AG & GB looking at each other with love in all four of their eyes and wondering who came to visit them today.
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Originally posted by coquette6. Hank, the elder of the two Lapointe brothers, went to his backpack and pulled out his Red Ryder BB gun and dispatched both Cackle and Frackle with two quick shots. Turning to his brotherChuck and mom Clarissa he said, " Daddy learned me good how to shoot this gun didn't he? Hey mom when does he get out of jail anyway, I miss him." Clarissa mused, "Well Hank you know that if your daddy's good they said that he might be coming home in 8 years but I ain't holding my breath on that one 'cause daddy does have a bit of an anger streak to him. Come on now help me put these dishes away and then the two of you can go back swimming." Alley looked at Bertha and winked a knowing wink. Lunch was about to be served.
5. Just then, Cackle and Frackle, two brilliantly colored subtropical birds with horrific screechy voices, began chattering away about the drama that was just averted. "Too bad! Too bad!" went their sing song screeches, as the leftovers had promised to be so tasty.