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Originally posted by coquette
12. While Ben was off to get some clothes to wear as a disguise, not really thinking that "clothes are clothes," and that switching from tweed to plaid, or navy blazer to mauve sweater, was really that different, Sheila was executing her real intention and heading in to his refrigerator to look for a bar of 85% Cocao Lindt. Alas, there it was, his last bar!
13. She glanced over her shoulder to make sure Ben wasn't there watching and to her amazement there was Moose. "How did you find me?" she sneered. "Easy", he said. "I just turned on my receiver and it picked up the signal from the transponder we attached to your car while you had it parked in 1208's spot". "What are you going to do?, she asked. He just smiled and pulled out a toothbrush and said........

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14. This "toothbrush" is a recording and transmitting device. People think it's safe to have secret meetings in the bathrooms. What a fantasy! Anyway, We've uncovered the plot and have all the information that we need now. Here is what you need to do next.

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Originally posted by coquette
14. This "toothbrush" is a recording and transmitting device. People think it's safe to have secret meetings in the bathrooms. What a fantasy! Anyway, We've uncovered the plot and have all the information that we need now. Here is what you need to do next.
15. "Floss.....no just pulling your leg Dallin", said Moose with a smile on his, pockmarked, face. "We need to find out what Ben was up to after you two did "The Wild Thing". Now you can tell us what you know or we can.....well it's probably better if you just tell us. It'll save us all a lot of time and you a lot of pain" Sheila thought for a moment and said.............

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16. I'll tell you everything. Just, please don't hurt Ben.

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Originally posted by coquette
16. I'll tell you everything. Just, please don't hurt Ben.
17. "Oh don't worry ", said Moose, winking at Rocco, "You tell us what we want to know and not only will we not hurt Ben but we'll let you go too". Sheila thought to herself, "Ya right. Do you two Neanderthals think I just fell off the cabbage truck?" Stalling for time she thought about whether or not she could get two quick and accurate shots off from her leg holstered derringer. They were, afterall close enough to both her and eachother.

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18. Sheila trembled, her lip quivering, a tear in her eye. Her voice broke as she spoke, "Okay, I'll tell you everything, but . . . .but . .. I'm just begging you not to hurt us . .me . .please . .. well ... . .here goes .. ." Moose and Rocco never knew what hit them, of course. When they awoke they were bound in silk nylons with washcloths in their mouths and pantyhose over their heads. They knew that Guido would be furious with them, but that would be hours later, after the maid found them.

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Originally posted by coquette
18. Sheila trembled, her lip quivering, a tear in her eye. Her voice broke as she spoke, "Okay, I'll tell you everything, but . . . .but . .. I'm just begging you not to hurt us . .me . .please . .. well ... . .here goes .. ." Moose and Rocco never knew what hit them, of course. When they awoke they were bound in silk nylons with washcloths in their mouth ...[text shortened]... Guido would be furious with them, but that would be hours later, after the maid found them.
19. Guido was indeed furious but not so much at Sheila and Ben but Moose and Rocco. He bellowed,"I've got a good mind to finish the two of you off myself. How could you have let this happen? My son could have done what needed to be done to those two and he's only 12. Now get back out there and find them. If you don't I will personaly see to it that you both are made part of that new condo on First Ave."

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1. Thankfully, George woke up from his terribly boring nightmare and realized all of this had just been a dream, a sad sad dream full of dullards and still duller commentary. He chalked it up to bad indigestion from the spam and kethcup flavoured hot dog he ate at the 2nd annual naked midget handstand contest he attended. As George fell back to sleep he clutched his 3rd place prize in his tiny hands...

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Originally posted by uzless
1. Thankfully, George woke up from his terribly boring nightmare and realized all of this had just been a dream, a sad sad dream full of dullards and still duller commentary. He chalked it up to bad indigestion from the spam and kethcup flavoured hot dog he ate at the 2nd annual naked midget handstand contest he attended. As George fell back to sleep he clutched his 3rd place prize in his tiny hands...
2. George (AKA Uzless) realized his dream of making it onto the podium albeit not for his initial "sport".

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3. Nightmares and fantasies, george aka uzless, squirmed in his sleep, imagining sugar plum fairies flittering across the stage in white fluffy tutus. "Oh what a delightful dream!"

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4. It was then, in a night terror sweat, that Sheila appreciated the true danger! She was surrounded by post modernists. Alas, censorship would emerge as the new political landscape. Walter had died, and with him, the last hope for journalism. In a depressed mood, she tried to think of some way to fight off the ennui. Might it be a carbernet with a square of dark chocolate shared with Ben? That might do it as she glanced over to her side and saw him sleeping peacefully. Yes, bad dreams are only that. It was only a bad dream, and nothing more.

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5. Content deleted for mention of post modernists

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6. Ben woke with a smile as the fragrance wafted through his dreams, yes, 87% dark chocolate and sweet sweet smiles, could life be better?

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7. Alas, the morning reverie was broken by the buzzing Palm Pre. Ben looked at the caller's ID, Damn! This was going to be complicated. Sheila knew immediately that something was very wrong.

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Originally posted by coquette
7. Alas, the morning reverie was broken by the buzzing Palm Pre. Ben looked at the caller's ID, Damn! This was going to be complicated. Sheila knew immediately that something was very wrong.
Doyle's name appeared on the caller ID of his Nokia "Spacemaster" communication device ( He'd forgotten that he'd replaced his Palm Pre). A chill coarsed through his body as memories of past encounters squirmed their way into his present. Sheila too felt some of those feelings remembering nights of unadulterated bliss she'd shared with both men and a tingle of extreme pleasure made it's way "southward" to ..... New Orleans.She said to Ben," Can it really be? I thought he was......."

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