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Originally posted by Jay Joos
Thanks...thats nice...

{{{{{Loose Screw}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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^^^^^^^ LMAO!!!

You may need a bigger hug than that to get your hands around her!

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Sorry mom. 😳

I'm used to that, they are all shy at first. 😉

When are we going out again with the girls?
I have a few new friends who I would like you all to meet.
One of them can do a really good Shakira. 🙂
I can't go out. Ever since you ciphered me and dads bank accounts for your botched operation 6 months ago, we have been dirt poor. So the only dancing we can afford to do is the limbo with that old metal rake outside once a month, when Billy Bob comes over. You remember your old neighbour Billy Bob don't you? He has a real successful moonshine business going now, old dad has been his best friend ever since.

Bring your friends over for a visit, i would like to meet them. but can you wait until it gets dark and everyone goes to bed. holler out from down the road behind the bushes and i will come and meet you if no one is around.

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Originally posted by chrissyb
I can't go out. Ever since you ciphered me and dads bank accounts for your botched operation 6 months ago, we have been dirt poor. So the only dancing we can afford to do is the limbo with that old metal rake outside once a month, when Billy Bob comes over. You remember your old neighbour Billy Bob don't you? He has a real successful moonshine business ...[text shortened]... ler out from down the road behind the bushes and i will come and meet you if no one is around.
Dad said it would be OK, I have to admit that he was dronk, but still.

Hmm ... it's better for me to stay out of Billy Bob's neighbourhood, he still thinks that I love him. The poor chap. :'(

Will do mom and don't worry about the money, Barbara S. will pay the bills!!! 🙂

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Originally posted by rmacken
^^^^^^^ LMAO!!!

You may need a bigger hug than that to get your hands around her!

😛
arms are long enough thank you!!!

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Shall I shock you all awake you guys ?????

Miss Divine is just a dutch guy (not gay). He is married and has two boys...😀😀😀😀

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Originally posted by IthrowwithClocks
Shall I shock you all awake you guys ?????

Miss Divine is just a dutch guy (not gay). He is married and has two boys...😀😀😀😀
Ah ... there we have the tabloids again.

Loves, I can't tell you how hard it is to be an international star. 😉

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Are you waering a pink skirt miss Divine ?

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Originally posted by IthrowwithClocks
Are you waering a pink skirt miss Divine ?
No Love, today is yellow day! 😀

Why Love, do you want to borrow my pink skirt?

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Does your husband love you naked ?

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Originally posted by IthrowwithClocks
Shall I shock you all awake you guys ?????

Miss Divine is just a dutch guy (not gay). He is married and has two boys...😀😀😀😀
It shocks me more that you try to make out that you are straight.

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What do you want me to be ?

Do you have fantasies about that ? 😀😀😀😀😀

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
No Love, today is yellow day! 😀

Why Love, do you want to borrow my pink skirt?
have you a black one?

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Originally posted by Jay Joos
have you a black one?
Love, I have them in all colors and sizes!!!

Skirts, dresses, wigs, you name it and I have it.
An international star like myself can't wear the same thing twice you know. 😉

EDIT: Thanks shorty. 😉

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Love, I have them in all colors and seizes!!!
seizes ? 😕

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Love, I have them in all colors and sizes!!!

Skirts, dresses, wigs, you name it and I have it.
An international star like myself can't wear the same thing twice you know. 😉

EDIT: Thanks shorty. 😉
Nice.... just what are you famous for Loose Screw?