Gun Purchasing

Originally posted by smw6869
For a first time gunny i would advise you to get a double action ONLY revolver in .357 (will take .38 special also) with bobbed hammer (Ruger SP101) or concealed hammer ( Smith & Wesson). How to opperate.....pull the trigger.

What about body armour? Is there something light-weight I can wear around the house?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
What about body armour? Is there something light-weight I can wear around the house?

A cup?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
A cup?

That'd be fine if I could be sure that's where they'd aim.

Where can I get me some kevlar pyjamas?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
What about body armour? Is there something light-weight I can wear around the house?

I would suggest a pair of silk panties. The ones made of depleted uranium....my favorite.

GRANNY.

Originally posted by smw6869
I would suggest a pair of silk panties. The ones made of depleted uranium....my favorite.

GRANNY.

Where'd you pick yours up?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Where'd you pick yours up?

Got mine from an old Iraqi safe house. Of course they only protect a certain area of the body. Depends on where you least want to be penetrated... if you get my meaning. I have my priorities.

GRANNY.

Originally posted by smw6869
Got mine from an old Iraqi safe house. Of course they only protect a certain area of the body. Depends on where you least want to be penetrated... if you get my meaning. I have my priorities.

GRANNY.

I reckon I could stitch myself a sleek little number out of say twenty of those.

Are yours your size?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I reckon I could stitch myself a sleek little number out of say twenty of those.

Are yours your size?

Please prioritize. Save some for the rest of us. One size fits all. Keep away from the hot center core.

GRANNY.

Originally posted by smw6869
Keep away from the hot center core.

GRANNY.

No good if I wear it on my head, then.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
No good if I wear it on my head, then.

It sure would keep your ears warm.

GRANNY.