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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Phil sits up in bed
What are YOU doing here Peeb?
....never mind all that
PBE asked you
Not to exercise tonight!
No sit-ups in bed!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
PBE asked you
Not to exercise tonight!
No sit-ups in bed!
Nordlys hit the mark!
Phil in the kitchen, OK...
Phil at night...stay still!

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Man from Nantucket
Oops, no, fears moderation
Sweet, Fluffy Bunny

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A haiku poem,
by PBE6. It starts
with the following:

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Originally posted by PBE6
A haiku poem,
by PBE6. It starts
with the following:
A-HEM!!...excuse me,
just needed to clear my throat...
OK, let's begin.

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Originally posted by PBE6
A-HEM!!...excuse me,
just needed to clear my throat...
OK, let's begin.
Sorry, lost my notes...
Ah, there they are! Where were we?
Oh yes, a haiku.

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Verse 1...wait a sec,
this can't be right...I'm sorry,
is today Tuesday?

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Originally posted by PBE6
Verse 1...wait a sec,
this can't be right...I'm sorry,
is today Tuesday?
Where's the poem slam?
Is this the Starbucks on Elm?
No? Second Cup? My bad.

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Originally posted by PBE6
Where's the poem slam?
Is this the Starbucks on Elm?
No? Second Cup? My bad.
I'll have a half-caff-
double-decaf-latte-frap
birch-sap to go, though.

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A mind full of puns
poor jokes from a poor person
no haiku career

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chess moves
such a great position
mate? crap!

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Eng-er-land expects
each man to do his duty.
One all at full time 😞

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Japanese gard'ner
---allergic to the pollen---
sneezes a-haiku!

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Originally posted by orangutan
Eng-er-land expects
each man to do his duty.
One all at full time 😞
And Britain looks to
each good woman to do hers
as well.. or better.

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socceroos beaten,
uber efficient Deutschland
make it look easy.