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Originally posted by orangutan
socceroos beaten,
uber efficient Deutschland
make it look easy.
nothing worse:
a vuvuzella
in your ear

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Originally posted by orangutan
nothing worse:
a vuvuzella
in your ear
we call it soccer
what do orangutans say?
football or ookball?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
we call it soccer
what do orangutans say?
football or ookball?
A game of two halves.
Using jumpers for goalposts,
mmm, kick-about mmm.

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comedy haiku...

Zombie Haiku -

http://www.zombiehaiku.com/fakePoet.html

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and one of my comedy haiku -

Die Huge Silverfish
Object Of My Frustration
Thwack! I Feel Better

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a Haiku of Basho -

Black cloudbank broken

scatters in the

night ... Now see

Moon-lighted mountains!


from:

http://oaks.nvg.org/basho.html

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and one of mine..


Dogwood, White And Plum

These Blossoms Like Open Palms

White, Purple And Plum

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First Germany, then
Argentina? and then Spain?
The final? - Brazil.

How many missed penalties?
On which flight home will it be?

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What is this thread suppose to be about?

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I see dumb people
They are back with a vengeance
May God help us all

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Originally posted by Raven69
I see dumb people
They are back with a vengeance
May God help us all
Hey, stop with the nose in the air already.

Leave all the dumb folk alone! 😛

Besides they make you look way smarter than you actually are. 😏

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I take much pleasure
Grammar naziing around
All pedants unite!

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a dust devil comes
trying to erase the yard
the cats run inside

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Originally posted by Raven69
I see dumb people
They are back with a vengeance
May God help us all
I can help with that:
Look away and keep your calm
there are scripts for this ...

greasemonkey - GBaway
satisfaction guaranteed

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Bossman comedy haiku series:

Sugar Plum Sweet Joy
The Tasks He Gives Me To Do
I Love My Boss So

Soft Flower Petals
The Words He Speaks To Me
Gentle Dear Bossman

Gentle Dear Bossman
I Brought My Gun Today
Who Is The Boss Now?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Fresh stories begin
All haiku lovers dive in
water still warm, swim!





*😀*
.....................................................................IN A VACUUM...................................................NO THOUGHTS.............................................................................................
...................................................................................NO FEELINGS...............................NO CONTROL......................................................................................................
............................................................................................THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU SCREAM.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
.....................................................................IN A VACUUM...................................................NO THOUGHTS.............................................................................................
...................................................................................NO FEELINGS...................... ...[text shortened]... ....................................................................THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU SCREAM.
This is haiku, you caveman.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
This is haiku, you caveman.
IN A VACUUM
NO THOUGHTS, FEELINGS OR CONTROL
THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU SCREAM