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I like my coffee
with a tea spoon of sugar
Tell me how 'bout you?

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I like chicks
as I like corn dogs
battered up

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I like my coffee
with a tea spoon of sugar
Tell me how 'bout you?
If you don't mind, sir,
I would much prefer to drink
my own cup, not yours.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I like my coffee
with a tea spoon of sugar
Tell me how 'bout you?
I don't drink coffee
But I do drink loads of tea
Four spoons of sugar

They say it's crazy
Because I like it that way
They can go to hell

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Originally posted by Seitse
I like chicks
as I like corn dogs
battered up
Ha! That's real funny!
We all know that when it comes
to girls, you're afraid...

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Originally posted by eagles54
nm
Very short haiku!
You still need to work on it.
Add some more letters!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Very short haiku!
You still need to work on it.
Add some more letters!
Although letters are
important, syllables are
what needs counting out.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Very short haiku!
You still need to work on it.
Add some more letters!
o o k

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Originally posted by eagles54
o o k
OK, you got one
more letter than last time. try
to get a few more ...

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I like my coffee
with a tea spoon of sugar
Tell me how 'bout you?
Sweetener and milk
for coffee, just sweetener
for tea (except chai)

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deucer wants to smash
Beat up his boss to near death
That's a felony

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Originally posted by Badwater
deucer wants to smash
Beat up his boss to near death
That's a felony
It depends on the
circumstances. Sometimes it
may be justified.

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Eighty-six degrees
and sunny. Barbeque ribs
in the crock pot. Bliss.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Eighty-six degrees
and sunny. Barbeque ribs
in the crock pot. Bliss.
Take them out to grill
baste them in barbacue sauce
eat them up yummy