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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Row, row, row your boat
while I row mine. Row yours, Hand,
in good health and times.
Life's a funny thing.
Sometimes it burns when I pee.
I hope your boat sinks.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Life's a funny thing.
Sometimes it burns when I pee.
I hope your boat sinks.
Your misanthropy
serves you well with the tax man
not other targets.


Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Your misanthropy
serves you well with the tax man
not other targets.
Big words confuse me
Do you not know who I am?
Watch your tone little man.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Watch your tone little man.
*BONK*

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Originally posted by darvlay
*BONK*
You spelled "ZING" wrong.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Big words confuse me
Do you not know who I am?
Watch your tone little man.
"They" say they like you
but it is just lip-service:
I recommend ya.

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Originally posted by darvlay
*BONK*
Supple yellow bag.
Need something to hold my change.
Don't need the marbles.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Supple yellow bag.
Need something to hold my change.
Don't need the marbles.
Doughy gentleman
with ass like unfurled windsock
gets balls stepped on hard

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Originally posted by darvlay
Doughy gentleman
with ass like unfurled windsock
gets balls stepped on hard
I love S & M.
Some people pay extra for that abuse.
Yellow ball love for free?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I love S & M.
Some people pay extra for that abuse.
Yellow ball love for free?
Not a hakui. Fail

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Shhh! Natives mating!
This part of their sacred dance
they are most skittish.

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Bandwagon jumpers
Don't tumble off the side now
Children could get hurt

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Autumn leaves falling:
Beautiful colours, but the
road is slippery.