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Of all performers
they pick Prince??? Are they kidding?
I am way too old! 😞

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I got drunk last night.
Bloody Marys all night long
but no hangover!

I got up just now.
Had a coffee, now online,
Hey, this life if good.

It's half past eleven.
I have to go to work quite soon,
I'll be back at five.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Of all performers
they pick Prince??? Are they kidding?
I am way too old! 😞
I don't understand? Do you think that they should have picked a younger performer? Prince is not a young man.

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Originally posted by c99ux
I got drunk last night.
Bloody Marys all night long
but no hangover!

I got up just now.
Had a coffee, now online,
Hey, this life if good.

It's half past eleven.
I have to go to work quite soon,
I'll be back at five.
I have no school to-
morrow! It is too frozen
here! Do I look sad?



😏😏😏😏😏

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Originally posted by reader1107
I have no school to-
morrow! It is too frozen
here! Do I look sad?



😏😏😏😏😏
Schools out - too cold eh?
You'll be playing more chess then.
turn up the heating

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Originally posted by abejnood
Any moron can
write a haiku. Just stop at
the seventeenth sy
oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh i like it.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Of all performers
they pick Prince??? Are they kidding?
I am way too old! 😞
Imagine paying
For 2 SuperBowl tickets
With THAT half-time show!!!

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Originally posted by monster truck
Imagine paying
For 2 SuperBowl tickets
With THAT half-time show!!!
there is not enough
beer in this wintry, wide world
to console your grief.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
there is not enough
beer in this wintry, wide world
to console your grief.
Tea's good for grieving
Not coffee though. Beer is best
but you might feel low

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Originally posted by orangutan
Tea's good for grieving
Not coffee though. Beer is best
but you might feel low
Write dark poetry
instead -- wounded words, shattered
hopes, fragmented soul.


Afterwards, pop some
popcorn, watch cartoons, play chess --
life goes on again.

😉

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Originally posted by reader1107
Write dark poetry
instead -- wounded words, shattered
hopes, fragmented soul.


Afterwards, pop some
popcorn, watch cartoons, play chess --
life goes on again.

😉
So right there reader!
You enjoying your day off?
I'm stuck here at work

(don't tell the boss, he thinks I'm
hard working ... today I'm not!)

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Originally posted by orangutan
So right there reader!
You enjoying your day off?
I'm stuck here at work

(don't tell the boss, he thinks I'm
hard working ... today I'm not!)
Slept until seven 😏
On the couch with cat on lap 😀
So far a great day 😉

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What's in a poem?
An Haiku by another
Name still wouldn't rhyme.

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Originally posted by The Plumber
What's in a poem?
An Haiku by another
Name still wouldn't rhyme.
The dead thread yet lives
revived periodically
by well-meaning friends

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Originally posted by reader1107
Slept until seven 😏
On the couch with cat on lap 😀
So far a great day 😉
That is mindboggling.
Getting up much too early
When you don't have to?

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