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Originally posted by Nordlys
I added some pie
To add a fifth syllable
In my onion pie.
How did your look for
a cook go - did you find one?
You must be hungry

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Originally posted by orangutan
How did your l[b]ook for
a cook go - did you find one?
You must be hungry[/b]
Still no cook in sight. :'(
I am starving. And lazy.
Bad combination.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Still no cook in sight. :'(
I am starving. And lazy.
Bad combination.
bad combination -
I'm worried about you
don't starve will you? ... Tea?

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Originally posted by orangutan
bad combination -
I'm worried about you
don't starve will you? ... Tea?
Don't look at me! I
have a steam burn on my thumb!
I won't cook again!



:'(
It really does hurt
even with aloe on it!
Poor little reader! :'(:'(

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Originally posted by reader1107
Don't look at me! I
have a steam burn on my thumb!
I won't cook again!



:'(
It really does hurt
even with aloe on it!
Poor little reader! :'(:'(
Ack, such steam burns hurt!
Were you making a burger?
How did it turn out?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ack, such steam burns hurt!
Were you making a burger?
How did it turn out?
I was baking a
casserole and took the foil
lid off. Up came steam!


And no, it was a
NASTY, packaged casserole,
only fit for trash.
🙁

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Originally posted by reader1107
I was baking a
casserole and took the foil
lid off. Up came steam!


And no, it was a
NASTY, packaged casserole,
only fit for trash.
🙁
Should try the troll soup -
There are onions (with pies in)
to have on the side

(look after your burnt thumb though
keep something cooling on it)

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Ideologies,
Opinion sauce and troll cream -
A tasty dinner.

(The truth is, I had
Exactly what I had planned.
It was tasty, too.)

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Originally posted by reader1107
I was baking a
casserole and took the foil
lid off. Up came steam!


And no, it was a
NASTY, packaged casserole,
only fit for trash.
🙁
Sorry to hear that. :'(
Hope your thumb is better soon.
I'll make a tea now.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ideologies,
Opinion sauce and troll cream -
A tasty dinner.

(The truth is, I had
Exactly what I had planned.
It was tasty, too.)
Quite a stew tonight
I wonder who's washing up?
some threads are messy

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The bird on the wing
Perches on a higher nest
its calling 'High Coo'

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Originally posted by sonhouse
The bird on the wing
Perches on a higher nest
its calling 'High Coo'
Yeah - owls are loud here.
They keep me awake at night
"T'wit - t'woo oo"

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God WILL burn us all
If you're not down with his boy.
No need for third line.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Still no cook in sight. :'(
I am starving. And lazy.
Bad combination.
I am a good cook
Tonight I'm roasting chicken
It will taste yummy.

😀

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
God WILL burn us all
If you're not down with his boy.
No need for third line.
Amen to that sir
Yes, Phabibit's seen the light
Sing hallelujah

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