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Originally posted by reader1107
The dead thread yet lives
revived periodically
by well-meaning friends
I couldn't let go
gave CPR to it twice
I gave this thread life

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Originally posted by Nordlys
That is mindboggling.
Getting up much too early
When you don't have to?
I thought that as well,
Erm, Must be time zone thing?
AM or PM?

(whoops here comes the boss again -
I'd better be off before ...

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Originally posted by orangutan
I thought that as well,
Erm, Must be time zone thing?
AM or PM?

(whoops here comes the boss again -
I'd better be off before ...
It must be AM
Because it's not evening
In her time zone yet.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It must be AM
Because it's not evening
In her time zone yet.
It is still morning
I have not had breakfast yet
and my tea is cold 😞



I should get busy
finish the web site, lesson
plans, laundry, dishes

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Originally posted by reader1107
It is still morning
I have not had breakfast yet
and my tea is cold 😞



I should get busy
finish the web site, lesson
plans, laundry, dishes
Here, have some hot tea!
You got up way too early.
Now you pay for it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Here, have some hot tea!
You got up way too early.
Now you pay for it.
My goal is to learn
to sleep through the night and wake
up feeling refreshed

😛

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Originally posted by reader1107
My goal is to learn
to sleep through the night and wake
up feeling refreshed

😛
It takes some practice.
Why not start practising now
And go back to bed?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It takes some practice.
Why not start practising now
And go back to bed?
Sleep - perchance to dream?
Winter brings us early nights
Frost stops me sleeping

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Carrots, onions and
Fried rice - a lovely dinner!
But who will cook it?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Carrots, onions and
Fried rice - a lovely dinner!
But who will cook it?
Do you need a cook?
I'm sure there's one around here.
(find a recipe)

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Originally posted by orangutan
Do you need a c[b]ook?
I'm sure there's one around here.
(find a recipe)[/b]
A cook would be great
Because I am too lazy.
Recipe? No need!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Carrots, onions and
Fried rice - a lovely dinner!
But who will cook it?
In my opinion
none of that sounds good! Why not
get a cheeseburger!

😉

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Originally posted by reader1107
In my opinion
none of that sounds good! Why not
get a cheeseburger!

😉
In my opinion
My idea is much better
Than what you suggest.

And I do not even know
How to make a cheeseburger.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
In my opinion
My idea is much better
Than what you suggest.

And I do not even know
How to make a cheeseburger.
Who put the pi in
your onion? That is the wrong
way round - is it not?

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Originally posted by orangutan
Who put the pi in
your onion? That is the wrong
way round - is it not?
I added some pie
To add a fifth syllable
In my onion pie.

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