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Originally posted by jvanhine
lol...no comment :🙂
Do you have a girlfriend now? 🙂

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RESPECT
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This article is about a human emotion. For other uses, see Respect (disambiguation).
Respect is an assumption of good faith and competence in another person or in the whole of oneself. Depth of integrity, trust, complementary moral values, and skill are necessary components.

Respect adds general reliability to social interactions. It enables people to work together in a complimentary fashion, instead of each person having to understand or even agree with every detail of another's method.

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Originally posted by merman
I've reached an important milestone in my 14 years of living, I've been asked by this girl to go on a date to this ice cream shop. Now I don't want to screw this up, how should I go about this? Any tips from the younger people would be nice. For the older folks, your smart&*% answers are welcome, plaese don't be too harsh. Why I'm posting on a online chess website for help in my life, I have no idea, so please don't ask me why.
Why?

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Originally posted by merman
I've reached an important milestone in my 14 years of living, I've been asked by this girl to go on a date to this ice cream shop. Now I don't want to screw this up, how should I go about this? Any tips from the younger people would be nice. For the older folks, your smart&*% answers are welcome, plaese don't be too harsh. Why I'm posting on a online chess website for help in my life, I have no idea, so please don't ask me why.
Punch her in the face. Girls like a tough guy.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Punch her in the face. Girls like a tough guy.
yes! now were getting somewhere...or like dane cook does- walk up to some little kid whos eating something, slam it in their face and say "YOU REMEMBER ME FOREVER!!!" thats how to leave a legacy... 🙂

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Originally posted by mollybaker
RESPECT
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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This article is about a human emotion. For other uses, see Respect (disambiguation).
Respect is an assumption of good faith and competence in another person or in the whole of oneself. Depth of integrity, trust, complementary moral values, and skill are necessary components.

...[text shortened]... nstead of each person having to understand or even agree with every detail of another's method.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40-year-old_virgin

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Originally posted by merman
I've reached an important milestone in my 14 years of living, I've been asked by this girl to go on a date to this ice cream shop. Now I don't want to screw this up, how should I go about this? Any tips from the younger people would be nice. For the older folks, your smart&*% answers are welcome, plaese don't be too harsh. Why I'm posting on a online chess website for help in my life, I have no idea, so please don't ask me why.
1). If you notice she has a zit don't say anything cause you might offend her. Just reach up and pop it. Girls like guys to take charge.

2). If after eating the ice cream she asks you if her butt looks big in her new dress, run don't walk to the nearest exit and yell 'fire'. Good way to change the subject. You must "ALWAYS" change the subject.

3). If she gets ice cream on her don't ask if you can lick it off, you must be spontaneous and react. You can explain latter you were just trying not to be wasteful.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Speaking as a 17 yo, with practically no experience with girls I think I can help you lot 😕; people here will be sarcastic, they'll take the piss, they'll give you crappy advice, so don't take our answers too seriously.
Best thing you can do is be yourself I would think, because if she approached you it would be because she likes you, so not being yoursel ...[text shortened]... not be too nervous about it either, need to relax.
Err....sorry, that's all I can think of.
your right!, I am getting crappy advice from these old geezers who have no lives!

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I'm not an old geezer!😠

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Originally posted by merman
your right!, I am getting crappy advice from these old geezers who have no lives!
you need to post your question in the Debates forum. that's where the young hipsters hang out.