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@Torunn saidPossibly but maybe if you just washed him and instead of letting Mother Nature dry him you put him in the dryer?🤔
Jeremy's problem is his size. Do you think he would shrink if we give him less to eat?
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@Torunn saidThat may be so, concerning the deaths by hippos on humans but that’s Africa and I’m pretty sure non of this thread’s participants, including yours truly don’t live there.🤔😁
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"Hippos do attack humans, causing 500 human deaths yearly in Africa. Hippos are incredibly strong, weighing thousands of pounds, and they use this strength to kill intruders, AZ Animals says.
Hippos also attack other African wildlife, such as lions, hyenas and crocodiles."
Something to consider before considering adding a hippo to your family.
@Great-Big-Stees saidMy neighbour Donald will be going to Africa end of July - should the rest of us worry?
That may be so, concerning the deaths by hippos on humans but that’s Africa and I’m pretty sure non of this thread’s participants, including yours truly don’t live there.🤔😁
@moonbus saidObviously you are not a lover of the water! 😛
Not if it’s underwater chess.
You have heard of scuba suits? 😉
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@Torunn saidWorry what? That Donald may fall victim to a hippo?😲
My neighbour Donald will be going to Africa end of July - should the rest of us worry?
@Very-Rusty saidIn water chess, do they exchange knights to seahorses?
Obviously you are not a lover of the water! 😛
You have heard of scuba suits? 😉
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@Torunn saidThat is an excellent question. 😉
In water chess, do they exchange knights to seahorses?
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@Great-Big-Stees saidExactly, hippos are aggressive. And I mean the rest of us neighbours.
Worry what? That Donald may fall victim to a hippo?😲
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You wouldn't happen to have an octopus for sale, would you? I have never heard they are a problem.
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@Torunn saidI might suggest that if he is thinking of doing any river kayaking/canoeing, on his excursion to Africa, that he purchase, at a minimum, a 375 caliber rifle as a precaution.👍
Exactly, hippos are aggressive. And I mean the rest of us neighbours.
@Torunn saidWise man say, 'never come between a hippo and his appetite.'
Jeremy's problem is his size. Do you think he would shrink if we give him less to eat?
@The-only-Mr-T saidGet out of my pub.
I offer $2, $1 down payment and $1 after 3 years. Second payment only guaranteed if hippo if still alive and can speak fluent Swahili.