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deep fried octopus is delicious

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
He is the size of an obtuse rambutan. (Disclaimer: The Ghost is in no way liable for subsequent growth).

Monsieur Edouard Lafayette is completely tame and only uses his ink to write missives to his elderly aunt in Patagonia.
I'm not sure... Let me ponder for a while what use I can have of this little creature.

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I'd consider the offer, but I gather that hippos need special care, and I haven't a river on my little lot.

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@Torunn said
I'm not sure... Let me ponder for a while what use I can have of this little creature.
Imagine a world where you never have to buy ink again.

Octopus = perfect pet.


(To avoid confusion, the hippo doesn't provide its own ink).

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Imagine a world where you never have to buy ink again.

Octopus = perfect pet.


(To avoid confusion, the hippo doesn't provide its own ink).
It's wonderful. I only wish Jeremy would be a little bigger so that I could use his arms for multiple things - vacuum cleaning, dusting, reading aloud even a hug would be appreciated. Being his size though would still enable him to read a book to me.

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@Torunn said
It's wonderful. I only wish Jeremy would be a little bigger so that I could use his arms for multiple things - vacuum cleaning, dusting, reading aloud even a hug would be appreciated. Being his size though would still enable him to read a book to me.
I believe you may have mixed up the names of the available beasts. The multi armed creature is called Edouard and from your task list he would still have 4 “arms” to do other chores.🤔👍

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@Great-Big-Stees said
I believe you may have mixed up the names of the available beasts. The multi armed creature is called Edouard and from your task list he would still have 4 “arms” to do other chores.🤔👍
Please never ask Edouard to iron.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Please never ask Edouard to iron.
I’d never ask anyone/thing to iron.😡🫢


@Great-Big-Stees said
I believe you may have mixed up the names of the available beasts. The multi armed creature is called Edouard and from your task list he would still have 4 “arms” to do other chores.🤔👍
That's right, I mixed the names, sorry. The Edouard name will have to be rubbed in. 🙂

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke

You should allow people to speak their mind, even if you don't like what they are saying. 😉

-VR

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@Great-Big-Stees said
I’d never ask anyone/thing to iron.😡🫢
Ironing is a crime against humanity.

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@Very-Rusty said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke

You should allow people to speak their mind, even if you don't like what they are saying. 😉

-VR
As long as Edouard and Jeremy agree to what we say it's all right. Especially Edouard I must say as he will be living with me for a while, at least as long as he keeps his ink to himself.

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@Torunn said
As long as Edouard and Jeremy agree to what we say it's all right. Especially Edouard I must say as he will be living with me for a while, at least as long as he keeps his ink to himself.
It's his tentacles you need to worry about...

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@Torunn said
As long as Edouard and Jeremy agree to what we say it's all right. Especially Edouard I must say as he will be living with me for a while, at least as long as he keeps his ink to himself.
I believe everyone has a right to say what is on their minds within reason of course! 🙂

-VR

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
It's his tentacles you need to worry about...
He looks embraceable...