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Originally posted by darvlay
You think it's a good name?
I like "Humper".

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cat.

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Originally posted by wormwood
cat.
ACtually, that one could be alright. Kind of like A Boy Named Sue or the Man named Margaret from Kids in the Hall.

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Margaret.

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Ryan

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Dog.

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Meh. I'm still bored.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You think it's a good name?
No.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Dog.
god.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Meh. I'm still bored.
Thread 16193

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Originally posted by wormwood
god.
Jesus Christ

(wormwood, can you please tell the class what g.g. allin's christian name which he was given at birth is?)

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Originally posted by darvlay
Jesus Christ

(wormwood, can you please tell the class what g.g. allin's christian name which he was given at birth is?)
kevin michael.

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Genda Blenda.

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Originally posted by wormwood
kevin michael.
That is what his mother changed his name to!

From wiki:

"He was born Jesus Christ Allin at Weeks' Memorial Hospital, in Lancaster, New Hampshire.[1] He was given this messianic name because his father, Merle Allin, Sr. (a religious and antisocial man), then 32 years old, had told his wife, Arleta Gunther, then 21 years old, that an angel had visited him and told him that his newborn son would be a great man in the vein of the Messiah. [2] [3] As a young child, his older brother, Merle Allin, Jr., was unable to pronounce "Jesus" properly and kept calling him "Jeje", which became "GG". The family lived in a log cabin with no water or electricity. Allin's father, who forbade all conversation in the home after dark, was reportedly physically/sexually abusive and mentally unstable, though GG himself never used this as an excuse for any of his own eccentricities. Allin is also said to have contracted Lyme disease at the age of twelve and to have never fully recovered from the effects of having the disease at such a young age.

Shortly before Allin started school, his mother changed his legal name to Kevin Michael Allin (on March 2, 1962 by his birth certificate). Arleta had allowed his birth name to stand until this point. However, with her husband's deteriorating mental health, his mother changed his name in order to give Allin a chance at a normal, mockery-free childhood."

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Any human name!!!