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Originally posted by Suzianne
Hey, I thought she was hot on that Burger King commercial.
If I had to pick one single "celebrity" to club like a baby seal....it would be Paris. She is a skinny, boney, shapeless waste of the air she breathes. I want to rescue her dog from her evil taloned clutches to be treated like a dog should be and not like a toy.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Hey, I thought she was hot on that Burger King commercial.
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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
If I had to pick one single "celebrity" to club like a baby seal....it would be Paris. She is a skinny, boney, shapeless waste of the air she breathes. I want to rescue her dog from her evil taloned clutches to be treated like a dog should be and not like a toy.
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:'(

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
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You're right! Poor baby seals... Being compared to Paris. Tsk, tsk.

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Jeez, don't you yanks learn anything about using protection? 🙄
That's not the point, really. It's one thing to be an innocent slut and to have the knowledge beforehand and still do it!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
That's not the point, really. It's one thing to be an innocent slut and to have the knowledge beforehand and still do it!

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Yep, she knows if it's going to happen or not! 😛
(Don't all women? 😕)

HOT, HOT, HOT, I tell ya!!!

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Yep, she knows if it's going to happen or not! 😛
(Don't all women? 😕)

HOT, HOT, HOT, I tell ya!!!
That is the fever she has from the VD.

She is not attractive, sexy or even good in bed (yea, I saw the video.) She is not intelligent, witty and lacks any common sense.
She is a celebrity for the sake of being a celebrity. She has no actual talent...or even an attempted talent.
I would guess that her dog is more intelligent that she is.

And I put this out there openly for Paris to prove me wrong on any of these counts.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Ice Cold may be living in a monastery for all we know, in which case "hot girl" means "still alive."
Necrophilia - break out a cold one.

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my wife

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Originally posted by joe420
my wife
And now that she isn't reading the forum give us your true opinion.
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Originally posted by adam warlock
And now that she isn't reading the forum give us your true opinion.
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nonono... my other wife

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Originally posted by joe420
nonono... my other wife
tsssss burn!

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Hey, I thought she was hot on that Burger King commercial.
She was better in her sextape.

Wait, actually...it's hard to say - she was super hot in the Carls, Jr. commercial.

BTW: It was Carls, Jr. not BK.

yep.

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Salma Hayak.

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Elvira is plenty hot for an older broad.