How old were you

Your Highness

General

11 Jul 07 02:49

Hand of Hecate

Thug

Playing with matches

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Moves: 14634

11 Jul 07 11:39

Originally posted by shortcircuit
answer the question...when did it happen?

Given that he was home schooled, I'm sure he's never been laid. This doesn't count solo excursions into his Mom's panty drawer.

adramforall

THORNINYOURSIDE

Joined: 04 Sep 04
Moves: 245624

11 Jul 07 12:29

Originally posted by Your Highness
when it happened?

it?

You mean sex don't ya?

Are you some sort of mummys boy who is not allowed to say sex? Is sex considered dirty so you call it it?

Why do you need to know?
Will it enrich your life?
Are you playing with yourself right now or are Pam and her 5 sisters doing it for you?

demonseed

Joined: 19 Mar 05
Moves: 11878

11 Jul 07 14:22

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22nd December, 1994. Christmas came early as did I.

Strangely (or not so strangely), that was the last time too.

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 95735

11 Jul 07 14:38

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I was about 8 when they invented the microwave. I put C3P0 in, and he began to spark in this new futuristic oven.

I stared for minutes on end, until my eyes felt warm on the insides.

P-

You should be arrested for blasphemy.

Jay Joos

Joined: 28 Feb 07
Moves: 1295

11 Jul 07 14:44

Originally posted by Your Highness
when it happened?

too long ago...

ChaosChild

Careless Angel

somewhere there ...

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Moves: 9494

11 Jul 07 16:40

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i was 14 when it first happened, she was 24 ... that is if we're talking about sex. 🙂

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

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11 Jul 07 17:22

I was 9 months old. Mother said it was beligerantly useless, painful; but in someway forgiving to a pleasurable situation. My subconcious just remembers being blinded by an almighty light! I was oblivious to vaginal supression until my sister kicked me in the balls when I was another 9 months old.

So it happened to me when I was 37. 😕

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

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11 Jul 07 17:39

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I'm 17 and it hasn't happened yet. 😞

Stop spending so much time cleaning your gun.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

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Moves: 28719

11 Jul 07 17:42

I was 24. There was so much back pressure built up over the years she might as well have been sitting on a fire hose. Coincided with my first kick to the eyelid, too. 😕

shortcircuit

Fading Fast

A cemetary near you

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11 Jul 07 17:47

Originally posted by demonseed
22nd December, 1994. Christmas came early as did I.

Strangely (or not so strangely), that was the last time too.

Don't tell me...you were with a ho, ho, ho!!!

invigorate

Only 1 F in Uckfield

Buxted UK

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Moves: 270589

11 Jul 07 17:50

It hasn't happened yet. But I'm playing golf again on Sunday so I remain that hopeful that I might get lucky and sink one on a short hole.

shortcircuit

Fading Fast

A cemetary near you

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Moves: 110048

11 Jul 07 17:52

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Originally posted by invigorate
It hasn't happened yet. But I'm playing golf again on Sunday so I remain that hopeful that I might get lucky and sink one on a short hole.

watch out for the hair around the hole.

edit: (or are the greens bikini waxed fast?)

Bad wolf

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Moves: 8869

11 Jul 07 17:55

Originally posted by PBE6
I was 24. There was so much back pressure built up over the years she might as well have been sitting on a fire hose. Coincided with my first kick to the eyelid, too. 😕

I bet you were quite a handful. 😕

Bad wolf

Joined: 23 Jul 05
Moves: 8869

11 Jul 07 18:03

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Originally posted by PBE6
Stop spending so much time cleaning your gun.

Love hurts.

edit: hence the pain. 😞

edit 2: The ambiguity in this post is vomit enducing. 😕 😳

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

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Moves: 28719

11 Jul 07 19:20

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I bet you were quite a handful. 😕

Your mom has nice hands, yes.