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04 May 07
you write letters to sandra bullock and then pile all the returns into a large pile which you then box up and mail out and when the ups man
tries to return the box you get into a shouting match that he has the wrong address...you eventually have a heart attack and turn blue on the asphalt...the ups driver drops the box on your head..it opens up and an autographed photo of sandra falls out and it misspells your name...you die unrequieted, unloved and with a ups bill stuck in your shirt pocket...
Originally posted by whirlpoolAnd then there's the Bonzo Dog Band's pressing question from '69: Can A Blue Man Sing The Whites? 🙄
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Ain't Right Whites
Woke up this morning
Someone done towed my Cadillac
Said I looked out this morning
Someone done towed my Cadillac
There's a Ford Pinto sitting in its space
Every time that I look back
Someone drank my forty
They left me some Heineken
Yeah, someone drank my forty
They left me some Heineken
Lord knows I don't drink no foreign stuff
Looks like I'm on the wagon once again
This just ain't right
This just ain't right
This just ain't right
Baby, looks like I got the whites
Looked in the mirror
Hairs' as straight as it could be
Looked again in my mirror
Hairs' as straight as it could be
Must be some kind of evil curse
Don't like what's happening to me
Losing my rhythm baby
Gonna be the last verse of this song
Lord I just can't keep the beat
Gonna be the last verse of this song
Starting to look like Casper the ghost
You know this whole deal is just plain wrong
This just ain't right
This just ain't right
This just ain't right
Baby, looks like I got the whites 😉