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How to get rid of a girlfriend.

How to get rid of a girlfriend.

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Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan

or use the woodchipping method.

What's the best way - tell 'em your name is abejn00b? 😵

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
[What's the best way - tell 'em your name is abejn00b? 😵[/b]
or, tell her your name is Dr. Stangelove....
that'll send her running away from you!

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Originally posted by jenna1
or, tell her your name is Dr. Stangelove....
that'll send her running away from you!
Hello. 🙁

I tried that - it doesn't work.

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She's been waiting for you to leave.

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Originally posted by jenna1
or, tell her your name is Dr. Stangelove....
that'll send her running away from you!
Dr. Who?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan

or use the woodchipping method.

What's the best way - tell 'em your name is abejn00b? 😵
Ejaculate quickly and fall asleep.

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Originally posted by jenna1
or, tell her your name is Dr. Stangelove....
that'll send her running away from you!
Why? What do you know about him that you aren't telling us? 😕😲

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Telll here you fancy to dress equally as her. Fully equal.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan

or use the woodchipping method.

What's the best way - tell 'em your name is abejn00b? 😵
Tell her you're seeing another man.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan

or use the woodchipping method.

What's the best way - tell 'em your name is abejn00b? 😵
Tell her she is crap at giving blow jobs

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan

or use the woodchipping method.

What's the best way - tell 'em your name is abejn00b? 😵
Ask for a threesome with a goat.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Hello. 🙁

I tried that - it doesn't work.
tell her you've got like 4 other affairs, that'll get rid of her...

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Originally posted by jenna1
tell her you've got like 4 other affairs, that'll get rid of her...
Is that what you did, you slut!??

😛

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Originally posted by rmacken
Is that what you did, you slut!??

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I'm not so sure I like your location! 😠

Two-timer! This thread should be an easy one for you!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I'm not so sure I like your location! 😠

Two-timer! This thread should be an easy one for you!
Im sorry, honey, you know your my one and only!! 😉

As far as this thread, why do you think im not answering??

Got far to may bull sh it excuses to get rid of a bird!!

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