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How to get rid of a girlfriend.

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Did you try drowning? Easy enough and not too messy (in my experience)

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Tell her you fancy changing your name to 'Geoffrey Dalmer'...that should work 😛
Jeffrey Dahmer.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Jeffrey Dahmer.
Your interest in this matter amuses me.

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tell her you want her mother....and her father😛

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stop talking to them and talk to somebody else instead

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
stop talking to them and talk to somebody else instead
Now that is just mean man. 🙂

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just say, "get away from me you stupid girl"

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Now that is just mean man. 🙂
is usually understood that it is over after that happens 😕

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Drop the phrase "paternity tests" into a conversation.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Drop the phrase "paternity tests" into a conversation.
funny

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Originally posted by rmacken
Tell her she is crap at giving blow jobs
Tell here that her sister is better in the sack.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan

or use the woodchipping method.

What's the best way - tell 'em your name is abejn00b? 😵
Tell her you play your chess on Gameknot.com.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Wolfie has pictures.
No I don't! 😠

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Ejaculate quickly and fall asleep.
Haha, recced! 😵

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
No I don't! 😠
oh yeah, you always want people to send them to you, haha i get it

🙂