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  1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    12 Nov '14 15:29
    This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

    Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
    in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

    Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
    find a single person who would want me for my personality.
    I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object.

    I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
    than just 12 inches. I am tired.
  2. Standard memberredbadger
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    12 Nov '14 16:23
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

    Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
    in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

    Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
    find a single person who would want me for my personality.
    I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
    I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
    than just 12 inches. I am tired.
    I have the same problem sex object.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    12 Nov '14 19:20
    Originally posted by redbadger
    I have the same problem sex object.
    There's a punctuation issue here.
  4. Subscriberrookie54
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    12 Nov '14 19:22
    Originally posted by Seitse
    There's a "punctuation" issue here.
    fixed...
  5. Standard membersmw6869
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    12 Nov '14 20:08
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

    Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
    in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

    Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
    find a single person who would want me for my personality.
    I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
    I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
    than just 12 inches. I am tired.
    Got Picky ?




    GRANNY.
  6. Subscriberlemondrop
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    12 Nov '14 21:01
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

    Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
    in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

    Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
    find a single person who would want me for my personality.
    I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
    I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
    than just 12 inches. I am tired.
    you can always f yourself
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    12 Nov '14 21:02
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    you can always f yourself
    'The Lock', you mean?

    Oh yeah, it is possible.
  8. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    12 Nov '14 21:03
    Originally posted by smw6869
    Got Picky ?




    GRANNY.
    See? Why nobody wants to check my CV or read one of
    my poems?

    :'(
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    12 Nov '14 21:53
    Originally posted by Seitse
    See? Why nobody wants to check my CV or read one of
    my poems?(
    `'cause your poems don't scan and neither does your CV...

    Richard
  10. SubscriberSuzianne
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    12 Nov '14 23:03
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

    Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
    in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

    Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
    find a single person who would want me for my personality.
    I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
    I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
    than just 12 inches. I am tired.
    You can't seriously expect me to believe you wouldn't welcome a good-looking/wealthy woman waiting til the elevator door closes and then rubbing her boobs in your chest and fondling the 'equipment' or grabbing your ass and grinding her 'coochie' against your crotch.

    I mean by the 12th time that morning, you should be used to it, c'est non?

    Sound familiar?
  11. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    13 Nov '14 09:19
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    You can't seriously expect me to believe you wouldn't welcome a good-looking/wealthy woman waiting til the elevator door closes and then rubbing her boobs in your chest and fondling the 'equipment' or grabbing your ass and grinding her 'coochie' against your crotch.

    I mean by the 12th time that morning, you should be used to it, c'est non?

    Sound familiar?
    This is so humiliating. Please stop. I have feelings, you know?
  12. SubscriberSuzianne
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    13 Nov '14 21:231 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is so humiliating. Please stop. I have feelings, you know?
    Pfffffffft.

    Men are not women. This is why lesbians exist.

    Vive la différence!

    😀
  13. Dublin Ireland
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    13 Nov '14 21:33
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Pfffffffft.

    Men are not women. This is why lesbians exist.

    Vive la différence!

    😀
    😲
  14. SubscriberSuzianne
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    13 Nov '14 21:35
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    😲
    You say that like it's a bad thing. 🙂
  15. Dublin Ireland
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    13 Nov '14 21:37
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    You say that like it's a bad thing. 🙂
    I didn't say anything..... 🙂
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