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Originally posted by Tabitha MarshallThe mind boggles!
Oh, finally I found someone to share my problem. My clutch department is extremely endowed and flexible, the upper parts grab like a crab while the lower half never commits a gaffe.
That brings a lot of trouble and me too am extremely depressed and lost not knowing how to cope with being over gifted.
Originally posted by Seitse*rolls up pants, gets shovel, calls for backhoe, loader, and dump truck*
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.
Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.
Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
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Originally posted by SeitseIf I were you I would not rely on rumours!
I actually heard the rumor that you can tie knots with
your hoo-ha and arrange it in different shapes to form
profiles of famous people.
Perhaps you are very inexperienced, and thus have little knowledge about the female anatomy?
Originally posted by aranya10I am a homosexual, actually. Are you discriminating me?
If I were you I would not rely on rumours!
Perhaps you are very inexperienced, and thus have little knowledge about the female anatomy?
For your information, it is tremendously backwards and
unacceptable in the civilized world to bash gays. I shall
report you now.
Originally posted by SeitseIf you're suffering from severe depression because of your ding dong, then here's something you can do:
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.
Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.
Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
Take your ding dong out to dinner and a movie, or to the carnival. The two of you can share a few laughs and make fun of straights, or whatever gets you off. Ride the merry go round and enjoy some popcorn and candy or... or whatever floats your boat.
The point is to do something you can both enjoy together. Your ding dong will thank you for your warm consideration, and for you showering it with your unconditional attention, kindness and appreciation. You know, kind of like how a straight guys wife might appreciate the attention, only without the all headaches that can go along with having a wife... a female wife. Or a male wife, or whatever.
Originally posted by lemon limeNot to a carnival, that will bring back bad memories. You see besides being hung like a horse, Seitse is also a midget and former wrestler. He was working as a carnival geek when Colonel Pancreas discovered Seitse and signed him into a contract as a wrestling porn star.
If you're suffering from severe depression because of your ding dong, then here's something you can do:
Take your ding dong out to dinner and a movie, or to the carnival. The two of you can share a few laughs and make fun of straights, or whatever gets you off. Ride the merry go round and enjoy some popcorn and candy or... or whatever floats your boat. ...[text shortened]... ll headaches that can go along with having a wife... a female wife. Or a male wife, or whatever.
Originally posted by ChessPraxisOhhhh, ouch... and I'll bet it was one of those unconditionally binding unbreakable contracts lasting for decades... or until his tally whacker wears out, which ever come first.
Not to a carnival, that will bring back bad memories. You see besides being hung like a horse, Seitse is also a midget and former wrestler. He was working as a carnival geek when Colonel Pancreas discovered Seitse and signed him into a contract as a wrestling porn star.
I don't feel his pain