1. Standard memberSeitse
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    13 Nov '14 22:341 edit
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Pfffffffft.

    Men are not women. This is why lesbians exist.

    Vive la différence!

    πŸ˜€
    I feel demeaned by you just because I was born
    with mucho ding dong.
  2. SubscriberSuzianne
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    14 Nov '14 00:37
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I feel demeaned by you just because I was born
    with mucho ding dong.
    I guess that's fair, women feel demeaned (by others, mostly men) just because they DON'T have 'mucho ding dong'.
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    14 Nov '14 01:421 edit
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    I guess that's fair, women feel demeaned (by others, mostly men) just because they DON'T have 'mucho ding dong'.
    But you have boobz. πŸ˜•
  4. Subscribermoonbus
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    14 Nov '14 05:27
    Originally posted by Seitse
    'The Lock', you mean?

    Oh yeah, it is possible.
    Hmmm, "Jalapeño Suppository" takes on a whole new meaning.
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    14 Nov '14 07:37
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

    Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
    in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

    Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
    find a single person who would want me for my personality.
    I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
    I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
    than just 12 inches. I am tired.
    I had the same problem bro,so I went to church.Its a bit hard to abstain but at least you know what they are interested in.
  6. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    14 Nov '14 08:54
    Originally posted by Seitse

    I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object.

    I am not, you know? I have feelings. .
    Men will always be seen as mere sexual playthings to women until we assert
    our rights to have feelings too. Until then you can have my support. Sounds
    like you need it.
  7. Standard memberSeitse
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    14 Nov '14 09:43
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    I guess that's fair, women feel demeaned (by others, mostly men) just because they DON'T have 'mucho ding dong'.
    Typical feminist. I've done nothing to you
    but, still, since I am a man I must pay, right?

    I will slap your face with my ding dong.
  8. Standard memberSeitse
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    14 Nov '14 09:44
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    you can have my support
    ((((((((((((( hug )))))))))))))))))
  9. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    14 Nov '14 09:55
    Originally posted by Seitse
    ((((((((((((( hug )))))))))))))))))
    It may need a rinse.
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    14 Nov '14 10:58
    This would be good thread on
    fitness forum
    sex forum or so.

    To boast of with his endowment on CHESS site is the same as if Scarlett Johansson showed her boobs in nursing home for old buggers.
  11. Standard memberSeitse
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    14 Nov '14 13:03
    Originally posted by vandervelde
    boast
    Who's boasting??? I am in emotional pain here, dude!!! :'(
  12. Standard memberredbadger
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    14 Nov '14 13:16
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Who's boasting??? I am in emotional pain here, dude!!! :'(
    try waterboarding.
  13. Standard memberSeitse
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    14 Nov '14 13:23
    Originally posted by redbadger
    try motorboating.
    O.k.
  14. SubscriberDrewnogal
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    14 Nov '14 13:45

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    Perhaps his eyes are bigger than his belly!

    Or perhaps another part of his anatomy?
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