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I am going through a severe depression

I am going through a severe depression

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Marry a cow.

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
Well, heres a suggestion. Snip off two thirds of the big guy, then snip the tip off of that. Then sew the tip back on what is left. That should cure your depression.

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
Yeah, I know some guys with members that small, I sympathize.

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Originally posted by Seitse
See? Why nobody wants to check my CV or read one of
my poems?

:'(
I feel for you honey, I do.
I would read your poems,
are they all about your ding dong ?

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Originally posted by Seitse
I feel demeaned by you just because I was born
with mucho ding dong.
Call the Avon lady.

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Originally posted by BustyBeaver
I feel for you honey, I do.
I would read your poems,
are they all about your ding dong ?
Is that an m@m in your shirt pocket or you just happy to read this thread?

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Is that an m@m in your shirt pocket or you just happy to read this thread?
The mind wanders...

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Originally posted by BustyBeaver
The mind wanders...
Use it or lose it.

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Originally posted by Bobla45
Well, heres a suggestion. Snip off two thirds of the big guy, then snip the tip off of that. Then sew the tip back on what is left. That should cure your depression.
I already sport a Prince Albert piercing, thank you.


Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
You can't measure it four times and add the numbers together. Seriously, dude.


Originally posted by Sahuaro
You can't measure it four times and add the numbers together. Seriously, dude.
LOL!!


Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
Oh, finally I found someone to share my problem. My clutch department is extremely endowed and flexible, the upper parts grab like a crab while the lower half never commits a gaffe.

That brings a lot of trouble and me too am extremely depressed and lost not knowing how to cope with being over gifted.

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Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
Oh, finally I found someone to share my problem. My clutch department is extremely endowed and flexible, the upper parts grab like a crab while the lower half never commits a gaffe.

That brings a lot of trouble and me too am extremely depressed and lost not knowing how to cope with being over gifted.
Finally, a kindred soul!


Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
Oh, finally I found someone to share my problem. My clutch department is extremely endowed and flexible, the upper parts grab like a crab while the lower half never commits a gaffe.

That brings a lot of trouble and me too am extremely depressed and lost not knowing how to cope with being over gifted.
Words fail me.

No lie.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Words fail me.

No lie.
You have flabby, gooey genitalia too?