I am going through a severe depression

Originally posted by lemon lime
Ohhhh, ouch... and I'll bet it was one of those unconditionally binding unbreakable contracts lasting for decades... or until his tally whacker wears out, which ever come first.


I don't feel his pain

Well aren't you lucky.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Well aren't you lucky.

I imagine so.

Originally posted by lemon lime
I imagine so.

Imagine? That's sort of vague. You are not sure?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Imagine? That's sort of vague. You are not sure?

How can I be sure? This is news to me; I didn't know I was lucky until you told me.

So much new information to assimilate, and evaluate, and defecate... I need time to take this all in...
I'M ONLY HUMAN YA KNOW!!

Sometimes I cover myself in ketchup and
dance the Macarena.

Originally posted by Seitse
Sometimes I cover myself in ketchup and
dance the Macarena.

TMI

Originally posted by Suzianne
Umm, not exactly.

no just your brain.

Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.

Since you founded Thread 161839 you know what to do now?

A propos: Did you know that Winston Churchill projected his depression to be a big black dog?

Originally posted by Seitse



I cannotfind a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object.

Maybe if you had a personality someone might like you

Originally posted by blunderdog
Maybe if you had a personality someone might like you

Who needs a personality when the shlong is uber sized?

Originally posted by Seitse
Who needs a personality when the shlong is uber sized?

...but you were depressed because you wanted guys to like you for your personality. Now you're saying who needs one.

Make up your mind.

Originally posted by blunderdog
guys

Make up your mind.

Eing?

I made up my shlong. No need to make up my mind.