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I have 700 lbs. in the bank

I have 700 lbs. in the bank

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The world's largest one-dollar bill. Top that.

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Originally posted by Ironstar
The world's largest one-dollar bill. Top that.
Surely the dollar bill is a bit lightweight nowadays?

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Originally posted by English Tal
Surely the dollar bill is a bit lightweight nowadays?
How much does your pound weigh?

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Originally posted by Ironstar
How much does your pound weigh?
For me, that would depend on where the pound was coming from - my purse or my ass 😛

EDIT: I meant my curves.😲

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
For me, that would depend on where the pound was coming from - my purse or my ass 😛
Ewwwwwwwww.

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
For me, that would depend on where the pound was coming from - my purse or my ass 😛
Let's go with the pound from the purse...how much does that weigh?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Ewwwwwwwww.
😛

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Originally posted by Ironstar
Let's go with the pound from the purse...how much does that weigh?
Just a couple of ounces.

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
Just a couple of ounces.
Don't know about that...my girlfriend's purse weighs a ton with all of that crap she carries around. I swear she thinks we might get lost in the Mohabi or something and has to be prepared.

Dave

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
Just a couple of ounces.
Then why is it called a pound?

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Derives from Librae Solidi Denari (pounds, pence, shillings)

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Originally posted by Ironstar
Then why is it called a pound?
Because it is.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Because it is.
Superb Answer!!! Tell me, sir, just how long did it take you to come up with a response like that?

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Originally posted by Ironstar
Superb Answer!!! Tell me, sir, just how long did it take you to come up with a response like that?
2.75634598 seconds

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Originally posted by adramforall
2.75634598 seconds
Extremely Accurate!!! You must be a genius!!