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15 Jun 07
15 Jun 07
OK you losers
I want me a bear. A great big grizzly bear. With skull crushing jaws and bone severing claws. One that'll shred dead tree stumps to get at the grubs. Even better, a nuisance bear, one that stalks humans. So goddamn big there isn't enough tranquilizer in the world to drop him. His droppings would be the size of bowling balls and weigh just as much.
15 Jun 07
Originally posted by Frank BurnsI shot him already. He made a very nice rug too.
OK you losers
I want me a bear. A great big grizzly bear. With skull crushing jaws and bone severing claws. One that'll shred dead tree stumps to get at the grubs. Even better, a nuisance bear, one that stalks humans. So goddamn big there isn't enough tranquilizer in the world to drop him. His droppings would be the size of bowling balls and weigh just as much.
15 Jun 07
Originally posted by Frank BurnsYou have the right to bear arms. Will that suffice?
OK you losers
I want me a bear. A great big grizzly bear. With skull crushing jaws and bone severing claws. One that'll shred dead tree stumps to get at the grubs. Even better, a nuisance bear, one that stalks humans. So goddamn big there isn't enough tranquilizer in the world to drop him. His droppings would be the size of bowling balls and weigh just as much.
15 Jun 07
Originally posted by Frank BurnsAt first glance I thought this thread was titled, "I want me a beer." But perhaps you can combine beer with bears. In Ann Arbor, MI, there is a brewpub called Grizzly Peak Brewing. You could daydream about bears while drinking their beer.
OK you losers
I want me a bear. A great big grizzly bear. With skull crushing jaws and bone severing claws. One that'll shred dead tree stumps to get at the grubs. Even better, a nuisance bear, one that stalks humans. So goddamn big there isn't enough tranquilizer in the world to drop him. His droppings would be the size of bowling balls and weigh just as much.