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OK you losers

I want me a bear. A great big grizzly bear. With skull crushing jaws and bone severing claws. One that'll shred dead tree stumps to get at the grubs. Even better, a nuisance bear, one that stalks humans. So goddamn big there isn't enough tranquilizer in the world to drop him. His droppings would be the size of bowling balls and weigh just as much.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
OK you losers

I want me a bear. A great big grizzly bear. With skull crushing jaws and bone severing claws. One that'll shred dead tree stumps to get at the grubs. Even better, a nuisance bear, one that stalks humans. So goddamn big there isn't enough tranquilizer in the world to drop him. His droppings would be the size of bowling balls and weigh just as much.
I shot him already. He made a very nice rug too.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
OK you losers

I want me a bear. A great big grizzly bear. With skull crushing jaws and bone severing claws. One that'll shred dead tree stumps to get at the grubs. Even better, a nuisance bear, one that stalks humans. So goddamn big there isn't enough tranquilizer in the world to drop him. His droppings would be the size of bowling balls and weigh just as much.
You have the right to bear arms. Will that suffice?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You have the right to bear arms. Will that suffice?
Why the heck would it matter if he had hair on his arms? 😕

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I've got bare arms.....cept for the tatts 😛

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Huck, would you settle for a bare bear? He is from Mexico....a Mexican Hairless, if you will. 😞

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Huck, would you settle for a bare bear? He is from Mexico....a Mexican Hairless, if you will. 😞
Is he anything like the "perivian geo furk urself" ?


I'm sure you're not that stupid 😕

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
OK you losers

I want me a bear. A great big grizzly bear. With skull crushing jaws and bone severing claws. One that'll shred dead tree stumps to get at the grubs. Even better, a nuisance bear, one that stalks humans. So goddamn big there isn't enough tranquilizer in the world to drop him. His droppings would be the size of bowling balls and weigh just as much.
At first glance I thought this thread was titled, "I want me a beer." But perhaps you can combine beer with bears. In Ann Arbor, MI, there is a brewpub called Grizzly Peak Brewing. You could daydream about bears while drinking their beer.

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They do and it is beary beary good...try, you like.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Is he anything like the "perivian geo furk urself" ?


I'm sure you're not that stupid 😕
No, actually it is more along the jum pup myass breed.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I shot him already. He made a very nice rug too.
He ain't dead Shorty, he's playing dead. Playing possum. And he's got his eyes open just enough so he can see your every move.

You've had it dude.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You have the right to bear arms. Will that suffice?
I want my bear to have the right to bear arms. Human ones.