@relentless-red saidLOL....I'll keep that silly advice in mind if ever lost in the Jungle red.
In the jungle the trick is to listen out for a monkey with a Yorkshire accent. They will soon lead you to their pudding stash (or just follow the call of the happen as maybe bird).
I am thinking there is a good possibility I'd starve following your advice! š š
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@very-rusty saidNot when somebody painted blue [edit] naked makes a Canoe out of your head you couldn'tš¬
I am not from England as you can see I speak a version of English! š š My man if your lost in the jungle you have lots of food all around you, may not be to your liking but it is all there. š Personally I'd sooner be lost in the woods. I could survive a very long time there.
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30 Mar 21
@relentless-red saidAh, I see you are well versed in jungle survival techniques. The difficulty sometimes is distinguishing between the Yorkshire and Lancashire accents; if they're singing George Formby songs you know you're in the wrong place. Mind you, it might be worth staying for a listen....
In the jungle the trick is to listen out for a monkey with a Yorkshire accent. They will soon lead you to their pudding stash (or just follow the call of the happen as maybe bird).
30 Mar 21
@indonesia-phil saidPhil nice of you to play along but you will not find either in the jungle!!! š š
Ah, I see you are well versed in jungle survival techniques. The difficulty sometimes is distinguishing between the Yorkshire and Lancashire accents; if they're singing George Formby songs you know you're in the wrong place. Mind you, it might be worth staying for a listen....
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30 Mar 21
@hells-caretaker saidh-c that would be impossible my head isn't as big as yours! š š
Not when somebody painted blue [edit] naked makes a Canoe out of your head you couldn'tš¬
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30 Mar 21
This is obliquely related to the OP...I drove my Sunday School teachers upside down with the question of Adam and Eve...if they were really the first people on earth and had sons and daughters, doesn’t that mean that the siblings committed incest (or perish the thought of Adam with his daughters) in order to produce the next generation? I would then ask them if Eve was really made from Adam’s rib, wouldn’t that be some form of auto-erotica happening...
It was lots of fun to blow their minds just before I was ushered back to the sanctuary where I could be dealt with by “higher authorities “
30 Mar 21
@hakima saidI asked the Priest the same question. He turned beat read in the face and said some things are unexplained. In my opinion lots of things are unexplained.
This is obliquely related to the OP...I drove my Sunday School teachers upside down with the question of Adam and Eve...if they were really the first people on earth and had sons and daughters, doesn’t that mean that the siblings committed incest (or perish the thought of Adam with his daughters) in order to produce the next generation? I would then ask them if Eve was really ...[text shortened]... just before I was ushered back to the sanctuary where I could be dealt with by “higher authorities “
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30 Mar 21
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@indonesia-phil saidHa, now you know why we think of you all as Cockneys (apart from the Queen and Dick Van Dyke, even I can tell that they sound different).
Ah, I see you are well versed in jungle survival techniques. The difficulty sometimes is distinguishing between the Yorkshire and Lancashire accents; if they're singing George Formby songs you know you're in the wrong place. Mind you, it might be worth staying for a listen....
30 Mar 21
@relentless-red saidWe are already past all that, we are no into the off spring of Adam and Eve, and possible incest.
Ha, now you know why we think of you all as Cockneys (apart from the Queen and Dick Van Dyke, even I can tell that they sound different).
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30 Mar 21
@relentless-red saidCor blimey, love a duck, caught me out there me old China.
Ha, now you know why we think of you all as Cockneys (apart from the Queen and Dick Van Dyke, even I can tell that they sound different).
31 Mar 21
@indonesia-phil saidYou can impersonate the Queen all you like, but I know you're not royalty.
Cor blimey, love a duck, caught me out there me old China.