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Twat.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
its totally vice versa. smoking is simply stupid and lame. you ruin your lungs + others cant stand hanging out with you because you smell.

drinking is cool.
You are both wrong. Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" proves how cool smoking is, and also he owned a bar where you could gamble. Nothing says cool like simultaneously fulfilling three or four addictions. If you really want to be cool you mainline "H" while drinking vodka neat, and smoking two cigarettes and a "J" while playing video games and bumping uglies with some random chick you met at your brother's Bar Mitzvah.

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Smoking is for Fags 😛

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Originally posted by Lolette
everyday is a very nice person, he is a good chess player, maybe we play blitz together and talk sex but he is very good player and he beat me how i dont know. he will come to my house today and help me and we will wat two chickens and cakes and laugh haha :😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀DD😀😀😀😀😀:😀😀
Be careful with his hernia.

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Originally posted by Lolette
what is this feeling! i cant staaand on my feet, what am i doing here playing my games, someone take me to my beeeeeeed

Where is Everyday?!!!!! he is not answering my calls, blitz with me or what?
You are going to hate yourself in the morning... :'(

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Originally posted by Arrakis
You are going to hate yourself in the morning... :'(
Quite a few people seem to hate you in the morning (and at noon, afternoon, evening and night ... as well as the dawn).

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Originally posted by demonseed
Quite a few people seem to hate you in the morning (and at noon, afternoon, evening and night ... as well as the dawn).
Who is Dawn? 😛

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
Who is Dawn? 😛
Sorry, I am much too good to do a "waking up at the crack of dawn" gag.


Originally posted by Lolette
what is this feeling! i cant staaand on my feet, what am i doing here playing my games, someone take me to my beeeeeeed

Where is Everyday?!!!!! he is not answering my calls, blitz with me or what?
Never in my long life of hardship and pain have I ever encountered such blatant cross-sexual posting.

And as for your profile... typical male fantasy. You'd have an easier time convincing us you are an alien from the planet Excrusiate and that your surname was "pain in the ass".

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Never in my long life of hardship and pain have I ever encountered such blatant cross-sexual posting.

And as for your profile... typical male fantasy. You'd have an easier time convincing us you are an alien from the planet Excrusiate and that your surname was "pain in the ass".
By the way did I mention that I am a hot chick too?

Wanna PM me for some sexy chat?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Never in my long life of hardship and pain have I ever encountered such blatant cross-sexual posting.

And as for your profile... typical male fantasy. You'd have an easier time convincing us you are an alien from the planet Excrusiate and that your surname was "pain in the ass".
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Quality.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Quality.
Yeah... I was quite proud of that one myself...

That's beer for ya!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yeah... I was quite proud of that one myself...

That's beer for ya!
That might explain why I thought it was so funny, but it got rec'd anyway.

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drinking and smoking by choice for some

by social constraints for many