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IM GONA DO IT!!!!!!!!!

IM GONA DO IT!!!!!!!!!

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hey people, news, news, NEWS!!
my parents have just decided that my hair has gotten so long, I can do whatever I want to it without objection as long as I get it out of my face (apparently, I look like an emo kid at the moment)
i am going to get a ...
a...
i'm not going to say it in one line for fear of people skimming and missing this big news, so i am going to say it now, mullet, and now that it is in the middle of the sentence, only the people who don't think they are too good for my news will know that there is now one chess player with a mullet in the world, there i said it again in the middle of a paragraph for the same reasons above

anyway, that's going to be friggin' awesome...
i'm getting it done at 3:30 on this Thursday, meaning that I will get to sport it to school on Friday just before spring break

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I thought a mullet was a fish. 😕

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
I thought a mullet was a fish. 😕
it's a hairstyle...
short and [somewhat] tidy in the front, and then long and rock-and-roll-esque in the back
go to your local movie rental place, find Joe Dirt and look at David Spade on the cover...
that's the grandaddy of mullets...
that's the mullet every baby mullet wants to grow up and be one day...
i live in the hills of Tennessee, so old, outdated, unattractive, redneck hairdoos are fine...
i've always wanted one, and my parents just now said I could get one...
it's going to be ghetto!

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
hey people, news, news, NEWS!!
my parents have just decided that my hair has gotten so long, I can do whatever I want to it without objection as long as I get it out of my face (apparently, I look like an emo kid at the moment)
i am going to get a ...
a...
i'm not going to say it in one line for fear of people skimming and missing this big news, so ...[text shortened]... Thursday, meaning that I will get to sport it to school on Friday just before spring break
Only red necks and lesbians wear mullets.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Only red necks and lesbians wear mullets.
If you want to do the red neck thing, do it right. Move into a mobile home, and drive a '69 El Camino.

http://smokinshirts.com/images/cars-small.JPG

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
it's a hairstyle...
short and [somewhat] tidy in the front, and then long and rock-and-roll-esque in the back
go to your local movie rental place, find Joe Dirt and look at David Spade on the cover...
that's the grandaddy of mullets...
that's the mullet every baby mullet wants to grow up and be one day...
i live in the hills of Tennessee, so old, ou ...[text shortened]... lways wanted one, and my parents just now said I could get one...
it's going to be ghetto!
What kind of hairstyle does a fish have?

Harri / Luck

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Originally posted by Luck
What kind of hairstyle does a fish have?

Harri / Luck
shaved,
duh

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
If you want to do the red neck thing, do it right. Move into a mobile home, and drive a '69 El Camino.

http://smokinshirts.com/images/cars-small.JPG
in both of your posts, you referred to redneck with a negative connotation...
rednecks are good people...
don't be so stereotypical...

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
in both of your posts, you referred to redneck with a negative connotation...
rednecks are good people...
don't be so stereotypical...
I am about as red neck as they get.

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
in both of your posts, you referred to redneck with a negative connotation...
rednecks are good people...
don't be so stereotypical...
I am sure since they make sure that the family stays "within" the family.
I am wondering if the son is supposed to marry his sister or is the mom ............ or the the dad with the ................

That's redneck family.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck

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i just can't hear/see the word redneck without thinking of jeff foxworthy:

You might be a redneck if...

Your pickup has a two-tone paint job -- primer red and primer gray.

You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".

😵

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rubberjaw, I think we're going to need you to update your profile picture after the deed is done, to give our full approval of your choice.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Only red necks and lesbians wear mullets.
You forgot Canadians.

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
hey people, news, news, NEWS!!
my parents have just decided that my hair has gotten so long, I can do whatever I want to it without objection as long as I get it out of my face (apparently, I look like an emo kid at the moment)
i am going to get a ...
a...
i'm not going to say it in one line for fear of people skimming and missing this big news, so Thursday, meaning that I will get to sport it to school on Friday just before spring break
Shave it all off bro (number 2 all over), it was the best move i ever made.