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Originally posted by The Gravedigger
How tall is he ?
As tall as you need it to be.

Girth is also important. Very much indeed.

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Originally posted by moonbus
Can I be a cardinal? I like red hats.
I like linux.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Do we have to sacrifice anything?

And how many virgins do we get for good behaviour?
We shall sacrifice our normality, yeah. Or, do you
fancy beheading some goats or stuff like that?

I mean, we can do it, yeah, as long as we grill them
later... for... er... spiritual reasons, right? With BBQ
sauce.

Nobody gets virgins. Virginity is actually anathema to
the cult. All cherries must be popped.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
A sure sign of the Apocalypse.
You're already fitting in. Welcome!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Who's in?
You have always been a CU-T

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Originally posted by redbadger
You have always been a CU-T
So it all makes sense. See?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Nobody gets virgins. Virginity is actually anathema to
the cult. All cherries must be popped.
Who's doing the popping?

I take it that is part of the initiation ceremony?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Who's doing the popping?

I take it that is part of the initiation ceremony?
I am.

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I started a cult a few years back it's grown tremendously over the past decade. It's very rewarding. We worship bacon.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I am.
I'm out.
:'(

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I started a cult a few years back it's grown tremendously over the past decade. It's very rewarding. We worship bacon.
Hmmm. Bacon? Virgins. Bacon? Virgins.

Bacon!

On to round 2.

Harps? Bacon...

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Originally posted by JS357
Hmmm. Bacon? Virgins. Bacon? Virgins.

Bacon!

On to round 2.

Harps? Bacon...
Don't mock our religion or the Lard will smite thee. 😕

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Don't mock our religion or the Lard will smite thee. 😕
Are you a Crispyite or a Chewyite?

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I started a cult a few years back it's grown tremendously over the past decade. It's very rewarding. We worship bacon.
Ahh, bacon, eggs, and hash browns, the holy trinity.

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Originally posted by JS357

On to round 2.
Beer and pizza, Saturdays. Solemn occasion. Very solemn.