I'm starting a cult

moonbus: Can I be a cardinal? I like red hats.
Seitse: I like linux.
moonbus: RedHat, SuSe, Ubuntu, Debian--I'd be a very non-denominational cardinal.

Originally posted by moonbus
moonbus: Can I be a cardinal? I like red hats.
Seitse: I like linux.
moonbus: RedHat, SuSe, Ubuntu, Debian--I'd be a very non-denominational cardinal.

Bet you'd accept a 50. (Euro or dollar or whatever)

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Bet you'd accept a 50. (Euro or dollar or whatever)

Euro is in a nose dive. Howbout Swiss francs?

Originally posted by moonbus
Euro is in a nose dive. Howbout Swiss francs?

So easily swayed eh? Yes Swiss Francs will do but I'll have to go to my bank to convert. Send me your bank info you "religious" tart you.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
So easily swayed eh? Yes Swiss Francs will do but I'll have to go to my bank to convert. Send me your bank info you "religious" tart you.

Any numbered Swiss bank account will do just fine, thank you.

Originally posted by caissad4
Ahh, bacon, eggs, and hash browns, the holy trinity.

*chanting*
And don't forget Tabasco sauce.

Is this a cult that systematically coerces money out of its members in exchange for psychological warfare, over a prolonged period of time, or one that encourages its members to commit mass suicide, in the hope that they will leave on a giant space craft?

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Is this a cult that systematically coerces money out of its members in exchange for psychological warfare, over a prolonged period of time, or one that encourages its members to commit mass suicide, in the hope that they will leave on a giant space craft?

Is there any other kind?

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Is there any other kind?

Please answer the question 😠

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Please answer the question 😠

Sorry this is Anti-Jeopardy, please ask your question in the form of a statement.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Sorry this is Anti-Jeopardy, please ask your question in the form of a statement.

So you are saying that you won't answer the question. 😠

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Is this a cult that systematically coerces money out of its members in exchange for psychological warfare, over a prolonged period of time, or one that encourages its members to commit mass suicide, in the hope that they will leave on a giant space craft?

Don't drink the Kool-Aid !

Originally posted by moonbus
Don't drink the Kool-Aid !

I think the Kool-Aid is OK to drink as long as it's not the Grape variety. Be right there Jim.

Originally posted by JS357
Are you a Crispyite or a Chewyite?

Ha!

P.s. seriously, though, who in his right mind could
be a crispyite? Anybody knows there only way to
enjoy bacon is through Chewyism! Duh!

Originally posted by Seitse
Ha!

P.s. seriously, though, who in his right mind could
be a crispyite? Anybody knows there only way to
enjoy bacon is through Chewyism! Duh!

5. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon.
THOU SHALT NOT DISCRIMINATE.

Doth saith the Lard.

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