I'm starting a cult

Originally posted by Sahuaro
Depends on what flavor the Kool-Ade is.

Bacon?

Originally posted by Seitse
Bacon?

any bangers

Originally posted by Seitse
Bacon?

I'm in!

Originally posted by JS357
Are you a Crispyite or a Chewyite?

I belong to The Reformed Crisryite Church. We allow Chewies as we call them in our church. But they can not partake of Communion beer and bacon unless they accept the crispy bacon for the sacrament.


Sodium Nitrate monosodium glutamate
and salt salt salt salt

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I belong to The Reformed Crisryite Church. We allow Chewies as we call them in our church. But they can not partake of Communion beer and bacon unless they accept the crispy bacon for the sacrament.


Sodium Nitrate monosodium glutamate
and salt salt salt salt

A bit of sulphur and charcoal and you have gunpowder. Real bangers! 😀

Heavy farting could be an issue.

Originally posted by Seitse
Heavy farting could be an issue.

Heavy farting is good for a man's constitution.

(I once read on the back of a packet of Bryant and May)

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Heavy farting is good for a man's constitution.

(I once read on the back of a packet of Bryant and May)

Heavy Petting is good for a man.

Originally posted by redbadger
Heavy Petting is good for a man.

Is that Geordie for masturbating?

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Is that Geordie for masturbating?

Ha!