I'm starting a cult

Originally posted by Seitse
Ha!

P.s. seriously, though, who in his right mind could
be a crispyite? Anybody knows there only way to
enjoy bacon is through Chewyism! Duh!

I'm a rawite. No need to apply any heat. Suck suck

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
I'm a rawite. No need to apply any heat. Suck suck

Diffrent porks for diffrent forks.

Originally posted by moonbus
Diffrent porks for diffrent forks.

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This thread is making me really upset.

Bacon is to be chewy, not crispy. End of story.

Do not push me into issuing a bacon jihad.

Originally posted by Seitse
This thread is making me really upset.

Bacon is to be chewy, not crispy. End of story.

Do not push me into issuing a bacon jihad.

Not the Bacon, Seitse anything but the Bacon.......

Originally posted by Seitse
This thread is making me really upset.

Bacon is to be chewy, not crispy. End of story.

Do not push me into issuing a bacon jihad.

I can't help reprobate mind Baconites>
Get thee hence from me oh Taintham

Originally posted by redbadger
Not the Bacon, Seitse anything but the Bacon.......

It gives a whole new meaning to FATwahs, uh?

Baconohu Akbar!

Originally posted by Seitse
It gives a whole new meaning to FATwahs, uh?

Baconohu Akbar!

Bacon is great!

Al-Ham-dulillah!
*I realize that the foregoing is obscure...welcome to MY cult

😉

Originally posted by hakima
Bacon is great!

Al-Ham-dulillah!
*I realize that the foregoing is obscure...welcome to MY cult

😉

Please note rule 1; that thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's bacon.

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Please note rule 1; that thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's bacon.

Ok if I outright steal it?

Originally posted by hakima
Ok if I outright steal it?

That calls for a punishment.

You are given tons of chewy, smoked, maple bacon, which
you cannot eat but you have to throw to those whom you
offended. They, instead, must catch it with their mouths,
right in the air.

It's lots of fun. Like stoning to death, but without stones... and
the death comes from overeating. Or coronary disease.

Originally posted by Seitse
That calls for a punishment.

You are given tons of chewy, smoked, maple bacon, which
you cannot eat but you have to throw to those whom you
offended. They, instead, must catch it with their mouths,
right in the air.

It's lots of fun. Like stoning to death, but without stones... and
the death comes from overeating. Or coronary disease.

Pigs like making Bacon

Originally posted by redbadger
Pigs like making Bacon

Of course they do!

It's their own, private martyrdom for the greater cause.

Also, they get 72 piglets in heaven. And lots of rotten veggies to munch on.

Originally posted by Seitse
Of course they do!

It's their own, private martyrdom for the greater cause.

Also, they get 72 piglets in heaven. And lots of rotten veggies to munch on.

apparently they can chomp through bone like a knife through butter.

Originally posted by Seitse
Who's in?

Depends on what flavor the Kool-Ade is.