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Originally posted by SwissGambit
That one I get off of work with pay, thus elevating it from 'crappy' status to something that actually benefits me in some way.
My wife was in Labor for a Day and I took the day off. The process of the "benefits'" arriving was a bit stressful but well worth it. She had a much harder task than me that day. Indeed, I celebrate a kind of Woman's Day twice every year for the birth of both my children.

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Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
My wife was in Labor for a Day and I took the day off. The process of the "benefits'" arriving was a bit stressful but well worth it. She had a much harder task than me that day. Indeed, I celebrate a kind of Woman's Day twice every year for the birth of both my children.
I had a week of for the birth of both my kids wet the babys head with my family took the week to sober up.

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or as gay as 3 badgers

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Duchess64 is obviously a confused transgender weirdo with a twisted view of sexual equality probably borne of an inability to strike up intimate relationships with the opposite/same sex (whichever is the most appropriate); this may be underpinned by a tormented childhood struggle between the Oedipal and Electra rages that have long since deprived him/her of even private gratification.

If it turns out that you are a woman pretending to be a man who sexually harasses men [on the internet] who are pretending to be women who, in turn, accuse women of sexually harassing them as if they were women and their victims were men (and women), then your daring double-bluff deeds may warrant a sitcom.

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Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
[b]Duchess64 is obviously a confused transgender weirdo with a twisted view of sexual equality probably borne of an inability to strike up intimate relationships with the opposite/same sex (whichever is the most appropriate); this may be underpinned by a tormented childhood struggle between the Oedipal and Electra rages that have long since deprived hi ...[text shortened]... nd their victims were men (and women), then your daring double-bluff deeds may warrant a sitcom.
who cares its a chess site

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An even more obvious conclusion is that you're just "taking the piss" (if I understand this British phrase correctly).

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Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
[b]Duchess64 is obviously a confused transgender weirdo with a twisted view of sexual equality probably borne of an inability to strike up intimate relationships with the opposite/same sex (whichever is the most appropriate); this may be underpinned by a tormented childhood struggle between the Oedipal and Electra rages that have long since deprived hi ...[text shortened]... nd their victims were men (and women), then your daring double-bluff deeds may warrant a sitcom.
Or a psychological examination.

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Originally posted by redbarons
I had a week of for the birth of both my kids wet the babys head with my family took the week to sober up.
How long do you think it'll take for me to understand what you're trying to say here?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
How long do you think it'll take for me to understand what you're trying to say here?
it means I love my kids but back in the day in the uk you did not get paternity leave so I had a weeks holiday to look after my wife.and its traditional to have a drink to wet the babies head ie christening.