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Is she a monster or do I have a little chance ?

Is she a monster or do I have a little chance ?

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Hi fellas,

meet this girl on the internet and we talk for hours and hours on the phone and I saw photos but not her profile or her whole body.

80 c as bra size is very much ok. Nice character and a beautiful face.
Problem is: I cannot mount a monster. Yes I for myself don´t look like Brad Pitt but if you spank a womens butt in the morning it shouldn´t be still shaking once you return home.

She is 179 cm (about 5,7085 feet) high and weighs 79 kgs (174,20 pound). Does anybody can imagine (my imagination limits to boobs and a threesome between me, salma hayek and our goddes Angelina Jolie) her body. Is she an Island of fat and her butt got its own moon or is she about o.k. ?

Please help me before I go to the toilet and open my veins !

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Originally posted by Rochade
Hi fellas,

meet this girl on the internet and we talk for hours and hours on the phone and I saw photos but not her profile or her whole body.

80 c as bra size is very much ok. Nice character and a beautiful face.
Problem is: I cannot mount a monster. Yes I for myself don´t look like Brad Pitt but if you spank a womens butt in the morning it should ...[text shortened]... own moon or is she about o.k. ?

Please help me before I go to the toilet and open my veins !
That's a big un. I'm 5'10 155 pounds, and I'm a decent sized guy body wise.

Edit: I wouldn't say she's huge or anything, but probably not a fitness model.

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Does it really matter???

Go for it!!!

You need a woman to sheer you up after Germany is trown out of the World Cup!! 😛

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Originally posted by Rochade
Hi fellas,

meet this girl on the internet and we talk for hours and hours on the phone and I saw photos but not her profile or her whole body.

80 c as bra size is very much ok. Nice character and a beautiful face.
Problem is: I cannot mount a monster. Yes I for myself don´t look like Brad Pitt but if you spank a womens butt in the morning it should ...[text shortened]... own moon or is she about o.k. ?

Please help me before I go to the toilet and open my veins !
hey, impersonating an american is a crime on this forum you know.

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So what are you after? Her body or personality? Or both? 179cms and 79 kilos sounds pretty good.. maybe a little extra on her but you wouldn't think too much. Gee, you wouldn't worry. Extra height always means a few extra kilos.

However, if you get on well and she looks good, you can hardly go wrong! I met my girlfriend on the internet too and I've really hit the jackpot - so it's definitely possible for you too. After all, I am the poor bastard who has to look in the mirror each morning yet she thinks that I'm pretty alright?!?! I better not say too much coz she plays here and reads my posts! :-O

Women think differently to us guys so even if you're no oil painting or Brad Pitt or whoever, you gotta take your chances coz you're probably on a good thing - with a nice character and nice face. ..and if it doesn't work out, you haven't lost anything!

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Please keep it up guys I really need your opinion.

Yes a good character matters and even if she looks like Jolie then err.. ok forget Jolie but if she looks real good and has a BAD character I wouldn´t be able to be with her.

But I need a womenly body and no big belly to find a women sexual attractive. Besides an acceptable body there must be only one little thingy as a look or the way she moves her head (I prefer with rythm :-) to drive me crazy.

Please help and share your thoughts with me.

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Originally posted by Rochade
Please keep it up guys I really need your opinion.

Yes a good character matters and even if she looks like Jolie then err.. ok forget Jolie but if she looks real good and has a nice character I wouldn´t be able to be with her.

But I need a womenly body and no big belly to find a women sexual attractive. Besides an acceptable body there must be only o ...[text shortened]... ead (I prefer with rythm :-) to drive me crazy.

Please help and share your thoughts with me.
Ditto

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A few shots usually makes any woman attractive.

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If you're only after a body, then surely you can open your wallet and head down to the local hookers?

If you're getting on well with her, stick to it! You could be on a real winner - just like what happened with me! :-D Women think differently to us otherwise I'd be in terrible trouble! ;-)

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Originally posted by Rochade

But I need a womenly body and no big belly to find a women sexual attractive. Besides an acceptable body there must be only one little thingy as a look or the way she moves her head (I prefer with rythm :-) to drive me crazy.
Obviously, you don't know much of women and proportions. !.79 and 79 Kilo sounds like a very interesting proportion for the average (wo)man.

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Originally posted by Aiko
Obviously, you don't know much of women and proportions. !.79 and 79 Kilo sounds like a very interesting proportion for the average (wo)man.
Yes, very Ru Paul-like.

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She is ok Rochade. dont worry. you wont see her fat. Have fun. 😛

i thought men like big butt. 😕

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Originally posted by Rochade
Hi fellas,

meet this girl on the internet and we talk for hours and hours on the phone and I saw photos but not her profile or her whole body.

80 c as bra size is very much ok. Nice character and a beautiful face.
Problem is: I cannot mount a monster. Yes I for myself don´t look like Brad Pitt but if you spank a womens butt in the morning it should ...[text shortened]... own moon or is she about o.k. ?

Please help me before I go to the toilet and open my veins !
I think you should take what you git sports fan.

Who knows you might not even have to pay her to knock yer junk around.


RTh

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Originally posted by Rochade
Hi fellas,

meet this girl on the internet and we talk for hours and hours on the phone and I saw photos but not her profile or her whole body.

80 c as bra size is very much ok. Nice character and a beautiful face.
Problem is: I cannot mount a monster. Yes I for myself don´t look like Brad Pitt but if you spank a womens butt in the morning it should ...[text shortened]... own moon or is she about o.k. ?

Please help me before I go to the toilet and open my veins !
I'm guessing that's about 5'7" and 175lbs? Is that right?

I'm 5;6" and 100lbs so it's quite a bit bigger than me. Then again it all depends on where and how a person wears it. If her boobs are that huge then that could account for the majority of the weight.

If you don't get turned on by fat bellies then there's no point in persuing a relationship with a chubby girl. Sex is one of the most important aspects of a relationship. I know lots of people with great personalities but if the passion and attraction aren't there then why bother?

It isn't fair to either party to settle for anything les than what our hearts desire.

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Originally posted by mokko
I'm guessing that's about 5'7" and 175lbs? Is that right?

I'm 5;6" and 100lbs so it's quite a bit bigger than me. Then again it all depends on where and how a person wears it. if her boobs are that huge then that could account for the majority of the weight.
Mokko, from what you tell us, your back's bigger than your front, right...